No crude ones please.
Here are some:-
At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.
Remember When Sex Was Safe and Skydiving Was Dangerous?
(On the front) Randolph-Macon Woman's College (On the back) Not a Girls' School with No Men, but a Women's College with No Boys.
My IQ came back negative :-)
We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.
Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.
Kids: You Spend the First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the Next 19 Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up.
(On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.
I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.
I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!
I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.
My Reality Check Just Bounced.
2007-10-12 13:50:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
"You'll regret reading this T-shirt when the sketch artist asks you to describe my face."
"Clearly disguised as a responsible adult."
"Heavily Medicated for your protection"
"Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time."
2007-10-12 16:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Can you trust your Government --
Ask a Native American
Homeland Security
( photo of Geronimo and his warriors )
Since 1492
I'm not an old man --
I'm a sexy senior citizen
I'm the B------
that fell off
When all else fails ---
read the instructions
I got this tee shirt for my wife
good trade huh ?
I'm the best there was
the best there is
the best there ever will be ---
but I'm taken
G - I - R - L spells trouble
But what a nice package trouble comes in
2007-10-13 02:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the following is a few ones i idea were humorous: "properly, on earth that I come from..." "no opt for to yell. I nonetheless received't listen." "My healthcare specialist has me on a sparkling therapy... Mumification." "definite, regardless of the look on my face, you're nonetheless speaking." "caution: you're contained in the 'regardless of' Zone" And my all time favourite: "close up, Voices or i will poke you with a Q-tip back"
2016-10-21 01:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter brought back the perfect tee shirt for me from Hawaii with little sandals all over it that says:
"So many slippers" on the front and
"Only two feet" on the back.
2007-10-12 15:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw ths one on a very well-endowed lady at a concert once: "If you think these are huge, you should see my IQ" and on the back it was "M.I.T., Class of 1980"l
2007-10-12 13:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It takes a lot of money to look this cheap (Dolly Parton)
Eat, Drink, and Remarry
I'm NOT Stupid
(It's an act)
2007-10-12 13:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Everyone is entitled to MY opinion!
You're just jealous because you can't hear the voices.
I bought these for my 17 yr. old.
for me..Insanity is hereditary..You get it from your kids!
2007-10-13 06:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today is not your day to complain (front of shirt)
Tomorrow's not looking so good either (back of shirt)
2007-10-12 15:50:11 · answer #8 · answered by yoga guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Friend of mine (lady) was out with her hubby and saw a T-shirt that she said as soon as she read it, she thought of me and had to buy it. It says:
IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT
THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!
My sister in law has one that says:
LIFT SHIRT BEFORE TAKING PHOTOS
2007-10-12 13:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I still miss my Ex.. ..But my aim is getting better!
You can't have manslaughter without laughter
I'm big in Europe
2007-10-12 13:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Pango 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋