Subject: clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh ," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
2007-10-12 13:04:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Folks, Tara is a troll from other sections...here is a perfect example of the trolls I have talked about before..take a look at HIS profile...today's date, fewer than 100 points, now...take a look at his questions or answers...all the same theme...a troll who has been on this site for going on two years now in so many incarnations it is ridiculous...banned again and again. This troll loves to report any and all he can find, and does so to the point that he has driven some very good people off this site!!! And I am sure I will recieve a violation notice...big deal! IF any of you have been looking to see what a real troll looks like, this is the ONE to look at!
2007-10-12 14:01:47 · update #1
This is why I warned you to keep your questions and answers private..he will rip through them and report any and all he can...his identity will not last more than 24 hours, you can be sure he is in other sections doing the same stupid stuff.. Those of you who have been wondering who has been doing the reporting...here is your agent! Has visited here before, and will again. Report all trolls, for this one is so obvious it reeks.
2007-10-12 14:04:10 · update #2
Hey Phil,
Thanks for the info on what a troll looks like and what he or
she is all about. Are they so miserable with their own lives
that they have to mess with people to find some satisfaction
in living from day to day? That is truly sad.
Thanks for the laugh also. That's one I hadn't heard. I wonder
what the publics' reaction will be when he searches for a
place to house his private library. Will any land be open to him, do you think?
2007-10-12 17:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be easy to toss that idea around, Phil honey, because there's nothing up there stopping it! :)
Good to see you taking time with us here while you are run so drastically off your feet.
I am with Mountain Gal on this one Phil...I reported Tara as well. YOU are our friend. When someone decides to attack you for nothing more important than your sexuality (which is a private matter) then it is up to US to protect YOU for a change. Knowing that you are gay has absolutely NO bearing on the love I hold for my friend Phil in my heart. Sorry you had to hear such biased and filthy language on Seniors, which I know you use as a sort of safety valve from the stress of your life right now.
Be well, and peace, my friend.
2007-10-12 21:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm afraid that clock is telling the God's truth! and I won't even end this statement with a LOL
2007-10-12 20:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is a truth if there ever was one.
LOL LOL LOL
Too bad I rent a room from a guy that thinks Bush can do no wrong.
2007-10-12 21:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by dragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry GW: I know you don't
like us reporting people but
TARA just got it from me for
her abominable remark.
I'm trying hard not to start
fuming...so I will take a deep
breath. I wanted you to know
that I was the guilty party.
2007-10-12 20:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh you are HOOT!! I will have to share that one with my Dad!!! he is 76 years young and he will get a real kick out of that one. ha ha I am still laughing. You got this ol' gal chuckling! Thanks for tickling the old funny bone!
2007-10-12 20:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by teresa m 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think he only lies when his mouth moves. It would probably make a good propeller on a plane too.
2007-10-12 20:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by rem552000 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it sure can be true. I believe America made the wrong choice with Bush.
2007-10-12 20:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Hah hahh, Goldwing, you are being a peck's bad boy today ha hah
2007-10-12 20:08:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL .. love this one,, yes I think Jesus will have a ceiling fan!!
2007-10-12 20:08:59 · answer #10 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋