Australian court case?
A heavily pregnant woman got on a bus, and was unsettled to notice the man opposite smiling at her. She moved seats, but the smile turned to a grin.
She moved again. The man seemed more amused. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver who called the police
The case came to court and the judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
"Well, your Honour, when the lady got on the bus, she sat under a sign that said The Double Mint Twins are Coming, and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said Logan's Liniment will Reduce the Swelling, and I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said William's Big Stick Did the Trick, and I could hardly contain myself.
But when she sat under a sign that said Goodyear Rubber could have Prevented this Accident, I just lost it."
Case dismissed!
2007-10-14 09:46:46 · 49 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I don't care who has heard it before, today is the first time I recieved it and I wanted to share it with my friends on this section, and yes I am old enough to post here too before anyone asks! x
2007-10-14 09:58:30 · update #1
Oh dear, can't laugh out loud - (laryngitis) but it brightened up a dull and painful morning.
2007-10-14 22:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by Florence-Anna 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wish I could say I heard it first here just to make you feel better. But, unfortunately I have heard it many times over the years. Did you hear about the lady who got on the bus with a baby? The bus driver told her that was the ugliest baby he had ever seen. In a huff she went to the back of the bus. A guy back there noticed and asked her what was wrong. She told him. He said he would talk to the driver because they weren't allowed to talk to passengers like that and went up front. Few minutes later he came back and said everything is okay, she will never have a problem with her monkey ever again.
2007-10-14 14:54:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats a good one! I hadn't heard it before,I like to start the day off with a good laugh.
2007-10-15 21:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by anna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before, but it's the type of joke you LAUGH at EVERY TIME you read it.
Thanks for sharing, it's just what I needed.*
2007-10-15 07:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First time we've heard this one sylv n true to form it's another corker! Very funny n laughed loads. Tc chuckled that much he's now holding his ribs coz they're hurting more than they do normally!!! Your funnies always cause us pain from laughing but please...keep them coming! xxx
2007-10-14 10:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one haven't heard it before either, have to forward it to my friends. Thanks for a late night laugh. If you're not in bed already nite nite!
2007-10-17 10:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by clara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was so funny I emailed to a bunch of friends. Thank you for sharing it.
2007-10-14 10:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
PMSL shared it with my friends is brill
Thanks for brighting up my day
2007-10-15 06:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by Andy s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps the body is old but the spirit is young,
2007-10-14 20:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That made me laugh so much I'm glad I had just been to the bathroom.
2007-10-14 10:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋