Somewhere some time a few thousand years ago someone played connect the dots with about a hundred different stars and decided that they sort of look like animals, and then they decided that if you are born at a certain time of the year you will take on the personality characteristics of the animal.
First of all let's talk about the NUMBER of stars there are. I saw Carl Sagan on TV once pick up a hand full of sand. He said that the number of grains of sand in his hand is equal to the number of stars you can see on a clear night. Then he said that the number of stars in the universe is equal to the number of grains of sand on every beach on the planet. Remember him, he is the one who was always saying Biiiiilions. That is because he was talking about the number of celestial bodies in the universe. THERE ARE BILLIONS of STARS. But despite the fact that there are billions of stars, planets, black holes, moons, comets, asteroids, etcetera 100 or so stars, that is the number of stars in the 12 signs of the Zodiac, have more influence on us and are more powerful than all the other BILLIONS of celestial bodies in all the universe.
And oh yes the thing that makes us the most human, free will and the ability to make choices are negated by these hundred stars billions of miles away. At least that is what the Astrologers would have us believe.
Why is that ??
Is it the chemical composition of those 100 stars ?
Why are 100 stars that coincidentally happen to be in a connect the dots picture more powerful than all the other stars in the Universe ??
Anyone care to do the math 100/1,000,000,000 = .00000001
1/100,000,000 th of the stars CONTROL EVERYTHING IN OUR LIVES
AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE!!!
What is the point of living ?
We have no choice in who or what we are or will become because we are ruled by stars BILLIONS of MILES away from us.
That's the next question.
What is it exactly that these stars are beaming at us, light, gravity, ????, gamma rays, x rays,
How do these "signals" remain intact when traveling over such a great distance.
How do our bodies interpret these signals ??
More importantly how do they differentiate them from all the other light, gravity, etc from the other billions of stars in the universe ??
Here is one I love.
I had an employee call in sick because Mercury had gone retrograde.
Because the earth orbits faster than Mercury, and mercury's orbit is very elliptical, the Earth catches and passes Mercury every once in a while. AND that makes it look like Mercury is moving backwards in the sky.
Yes back in the day when they made up all this stuff they actually thought that a planet that weighed billions and billions of tons and was orbiting at millions of miles an hour actually stopped and moved backwards in the sky. How imfucking possible is that ?? Back then they also believed that the Earth was flat and that every single planet, star, etc, in the universe orbited around the Earth. Didn't they put someone to death Gallileo ?? When he tried to showed that the planets orbited around the sun ??
But still today, even with all the scientific explanation of what is going on people who believe in Astrology also believe that Mars is stopping and changing directions in mid orbit.
What a complete load of crap. 3,000 years ago, someone plays connect the dots with the stars, and says that some of them Look like a Bull, and some different ones look like a set of twins, and the ONLY hot woman in all of Santa Fe says "Sorry you are really funny, and good looking, but I NEVER date Geminis"
OK, OK, except for that part about the fact that I am funny and good looking, and there is only one hot woman in Santa Fe, the rest of the story is true.
It is my ex wife who was the Gemini, and the actual quote, after I caught her cheating on me with a Crack Head biker, and I asked her how she could be such a *****, she said "I can't help it. I'm a Gemini"
P.S. I have learned something new since I first posted this. Due to the wobble in the earth's rotation the sun does not even come up in the same constellations at the same time of the year that it did back when they made this crap up. The sun comes up in Gemini in July now, instead of June.
Oh and one more thing. It takes thousands of years for the light to get here from the stars or what ever the still yet to be determined magic "force" that emanates from the stars so by the time the "force" get's here the planet will be nowhere close to where it is in the sky. And get this. In another 10,000 years or so the planets will have moved so much that the connect the dots pictures will no longer resemble anything close to the pictures we see today. What then ??
Do you make new connect the dots pictures and give everyone new personality traits based upon the new pictures ??
2007-12-22
02:59:01
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