As we all know, children and babies DON'T go to Hell. (Unless
you are a complete and total "Gonad the Barbarian" who
DOES believe in a "God" who damns little kids.) Anyway...
Once a child passes that "age of accountability", he/she can
got to Hell. Therefore, I ought to get a gun and light up a few
playgrounds during recess, or sneak into maternity wards disguised as a doctor and strangle babies, righto? Although
I myself will be guilty of murder, I can always repent afterwards and go to heaven, just as all the children I've rescued from Hell (by murdering them) will. AND though I'd face severe earthly punishment for murdering little kids, is it not cowardice for me to NOT murder them? I'd be just "looking out for #1" by NOT murdering children! Talk about self centered, not to mention COWARDLY. (AND the Bible says that cowards won't get into Heaven, it's right there in Revelation!)
It would seem that it behooves me, to start killing babies ASAP. Anything less, would be SINFUL of me..!
2007-06-27
07:50:46
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