To TRULY be a good Christian... should I become a child killer?

Question

As we all know, children and babies DON'T go to Hell. (Unless
you are a complete and total "Gonad the Barbarian" who
DOES believe in a "God" who damns little kids.) Anyway...
Once a child passes that "age of accountability", he/she can
got to Hell. Therefore, I ought to get a gun and light up a few
playgrounds during recess, or sneak into maternity wards disguised as a doctor and strangle babies, righto? Although
I myself will be guilty of murder, I can always repent afterwards and go to heaven, just as all the children I've rescued from Hell (by murdering them) will. AND though I'd face severe earthly punishment for murdering little kids, is it not cowardice for me to NOT murder them? I'd be just "looking out for #1" by NOT murdering children! Talk about self centered, not to mention COWARDLY. (AND the Bible says that cowards won't get into Heaven, it's right there in Revelation!)
It would seem that it behooves me, to start killing babies ASAP. Anything less, would be SINFUL of me..!

Don't you silly bastards know a sarcastic
question when you see one?
#1. I'm NOT a Christian.
#2. This question was meant to be a "make 'em squirm"-er for fundamentalists.( I guess I
overestimated the savvy of non-fundies
in this case.)
#3. I most certainly do NOT condone child
murder! I'm merely pointing out a gigantic
problem in a horrifically perverse religious
theology (hell-believing Christianity.)
You folks disappoint me. You really thought
I was serious!!! I envy you all, it must be pleasant to be so dense (except for the 3
or so of you who saw my question for what
it was...)

I might add, that while my question was indeed
rather vile, your reactions to it show that you
don't take the doctrine of "Hell" very seriously,
although the threat of eternal torture should
outhweigh, in terms of sheer horror, anything
some pathetic psycho could do to children
here on earth.
You express way more horror at the thought
of a child murderer, than you do at the idea of somebody spending FOREVER being tortured! If you REALLY were serious about your belief in "Hell", then it would become your 24/7 obsession to save people from it, any which way you could. Your greater horror at a mere EARTHLY CRIME betrays the bogusness of your belief in "Hell." So my advice to you Xians here, is to stop preaching it. Maybe then, people would take your religion
more seriously.

To "kiki r":
So I should just look out for MYSELF,
eh???
What a TRULY Christian attitude to take.

P.S. You wanna do me a REAL favor?
Then pray for me to win the lottery or
something...

Answer 1

Interesting logic =o)
If you were a 'truly good' christian, you would value life since God gave us the earth to enjoy, you would not want to rob children of the wonderful gift.

*edit* You know, they say that sarcasm is a form of abuse. In what other ways are you abusive I wonder. ;o)

Answer 2

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Helen Kirk

enough said.

Answer 3

Are you really that moronic? I get that you are trying to make an ill-conceived point, but being a smart aleck is different from crossing the line. You crossed it. Clearly, if you actually read a Bible, you would know God doesn't wish anything like this. Perhaps you should see God as you see a good parent. I have kids, I don't wish to kill them so they won't be exposed to bad things. That notion is ridiculous. I hope to teach them what I can and then let them make decisions on their own. Forcing your child to church is one thing, but watching them make their own mind up, is far more uplifting. I will at least give my children the chance instead of deciding their fate now. You really need to grow up, especially if you think your question is in any way thought provoking. It really is more sick than anything else.

Answer 4

I doubt you would actually have the guts. All you are doing is spouting silly conundrums in a pathetic attempt to discredit people's religions. It's not working very well. The only thing that this question is going to get you is locked up in a psychiatric facility for a 72 hour hold. :)

Answer 5

Now, you are just trying to play God. You are playing with fire & you might want to stop being a joke. It is not up to you to make things happen. God has his plan & you should not try to hinder it. Also, yeah, you could repent, but with that attitude you obviously would not mean it in your heart & God knows the heart that no one else can see. I hope God blesses you.

Answer 6

no, not true b/c God wanted them on earth, after all he created the children. if u kill them then ur jus killing more of God's creatures, which is VERY sinful. killing children gets them to heaven b/c God knows they can't defend themselves. it won't help them; God doesn't like people killing what what he created. he put them on earth for a reason, and the reason is not to kill them and start back where they started from

Answer 7

God is beyond emotions and feelings created by chemicals our bodies. So he is not bound and blinded by human beliefs and emotions like most of us are. If a child dies it was never meant to be.

Answer 8

no. instead teach them how to live well and morally. guide them in making good choices at teens and adults. tell them about living as Jesus would live and i'm sure that God would appreciate that and that those children would lead a good life.

Answer 9

Don't worry to much. You pay taxes. Taxes support the military. The military recruits young men and women. Turn them into killing machines. They get killed and kill children of other countries.

So if you pay taxes you are a child killer.

Answer 10

If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and mother shall ...say to the elders of his town, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and drunkard." Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death. -Deut21