Society & Culture - 25 December 2006

Okay thanks. Lady was it you asked that one? Okay listen: I would have a surprize for Jesus. It so happens that I went and knelt at the Baptist preacher's altar and did the special incantation, whereby I can still sin and get into Heaven. Jesus has to honor the Baptist procedure because it's an arrangement they made with him. It's a guarantee.
Meanwhile, many thousands of righteous people who loved God, served God, and suffered and died in the Holocaust, are in Hell's eternal torment, cause theirs was a religion whose God is not Jesus; whereas I'll be in Heaven inspite of my wicked ways, cause I did the Baptist secret incantation. Isn't God great!

Disclaimer: If you're asking about Jesus Gomez, I know for a fact I won't see him at Heaven's door; he'll be in Hell. He's a Catholic.
He knows nothing of the Baptist church's special deals.

2006-12-25 06:03:09 · 7 answers · asked by 2.71828182845904 5 in Religion & Spirituality

pitiful

2006-12-25 06:02:37 · 21 answers · asked by N.O. Stunna 2 in Other - Holidays

One thing is sure and that is Israelis do not turn the other cheek. In my book I said this is the only way Muslims should be treated. Bully understands force. He interprets your forgiveness and tolerance as your weakness and becomes bolder and more aggressive. Israel is doing the right thing to strike back and retaliate every time there is an attack on Israeli soil and Israelis are killed as the result. You might be in Palestine and suddenly a house or a car is bombed and a few Palestinians are killed. You immediately conclude that the Israelis are terrorists conducting terrorist acts with sophisticated weaponry and killing indiscriminately. What you miss is that this is a retaliatory action and it is done in response to what the Palestinians did a few days earlier. And those killed by Israel were not innocent people but involved in the terrorist campaign against Israel. Sometimes innocent people and even children are killed, but that is because these cowards hide behind the children a

2006-12-25 06:02:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 06:01:54 · 8 answers · asked by broken heart 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 06:01:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 06:01:26 · 3 answers · asked by AngryAmerican82 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 06:01:23 · 8 answers · asked by schmoopie 5 in Christmas

Below is a verse from the Bible which says DO NOT EAT PIG:

"AND THE PIG, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. YOU MUST NOT EAT THEIR MEAT OR TOUCH THEIR CARCASSES; THEY ARE UNCLEAN FOR YOU. (Leviticus 11:7-8)"

2006-12-25 06:00:46 · 28 answers · asked by Suliman 3 in Religion & Spirituality

or vice versa?

2006-12-25 06:00:38 · 11 answers · asked by D 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Mine was from my mother and it was a sterling silver bracelet that said "In memory of my Dad"....he passed away 3 years ago from cancer.

2006-12-25 06:00:25 · 14 answers · asked by marie r 2 in Christmas

2006-12-25 06:00:23 · 7 answers · asked by Hannah 3 in Christmas

This is probably the easiest question anybody could ever answer here on Yahoo! Answers, because it doesn't require any thinking or research to conduct your answer. Since it's a festive time today, I figured why not let us share what we received as gifts, or maybe what we bought for somebody special. Of course its completely optional, so you don't have to answer if you don't wanna, but hey its earning you free easy points, so why complain, right? Happy holidays!

2006-12-25 05:59:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

Sure, it's Christmas day and all, but enuff! Get out! My relatives have been here for what seems like an eternity and they aren't leaving till TUESDAY! Does anyone else wish the cousins, aunts, uncles and the rest of the kin folk would vamoose?

2006-12-25 05:57:44 · 13 answers · asked by I Think 4 Me 3 in Christmas

2006-12-25 05:57:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

2006-12-25 05:56:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

i heard this a lot and i think its true. they cant get arrested because of their job so they just gonna keep on molesting them. popes and priest and baptist people are all dangerous pedophilia and need to be brought to justice!!!!!

2006-12-25 05:56:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is this sentence correct? how can i improve it?

2006-12-25 05:56:02 · 7 answers · asked by putera 2 in Languages

2006-12-25 05:55:43 · 13 answers · asked by star 2 in Christmas

i know im gonna get banned but hey ho, whatssssss up, where is all the xmas cheer?????? nope there r peeps still looking for a scrap or an arguement cmonnnnnnnnnnnn

2006-12-25 05:55:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What is your favourite Urban Legend

2006-12-25 05:55:19 · 11 answers · asked by Cherry_Blossom 5 in Mythology & Folklore

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!
I hope all have had a wonderful Solstice,
Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Karachun, Rohatsu
Hogmanay, Chrismukkah, Yalda, Yule, Dong zhi,
Alban Arthan, Soyal.
PEACE TO ALL!

2006-12-25 05:54:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm now 23 yrs old,and I caught some men watching Naughty america,those licking and cumming fluids of penis there are real?eeeww...doen't it sounds so disgusting for doing that?The woman in the scene is like a dog she ....

2006-12-25 05:54:42 · 2 answers · asked by serenity_ai_ma 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-25 05:54:23 · 11 answers · asked by jay or 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I get a lump in my throat evertime I read some person in defence of their religion or non religion. I am spiritual and Godly and raised as a Episcapalian. I fear that there is so much hate on both sides that no one listens to the possiblities of a world were all are free to believe in thier concepts without fear from others trying convert them to their way. I especially see a very large amount of hate from non believes towards believers. Why do we even have to call them Believers Non believers, that is so communist!

2006-12-25 05:53:40 · 8 answers · asked by Joanie 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 05:53:35 · 14 answers · asked by - 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 05:52:00 · 13 answers · asked by B. J. 4 in Religion & Spirituality

With all the posts on why people should and shouldn't believe in a specific religion, thats what it seems like to me.

2006-12-25 05:51:45 · 7 answers · asked by D 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 05:50:30 · 12 answers · asked by FUSIONMASTER 3 in Christmas

2006-12-25 05:50:30 · 9 answers · asked by satouqi 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-12-25 05:49:41 · 27 answers · asked by broken heart 2 in Christmas