Okay thanks. Lady was it you asked that one? Okay listen: I would have a surprize for Jesus. It so happens that I went and knelt at the Baptist preacher's altar and did the special incantation, whereby I can still sin and get into Heaven. Jesus has to honor the Baptist procedure because it's an arrangement they made with him. It's a guarantee.
Meanwhile, many thousands of righteous people who loved God, served God, and suffered and died in the Holocaust, are in Hell's eternal torment, cause theirs was a religion whose God is not Jesus; whereas I'll be in Heaven inspite of my wicked ways, cause I did the Baptist secret incantation. Isn't God great!
Disclaimer: If you're asking about Jesus Gomez, I know for a fact I won't see him at Heaven's door; he'll be in Hell. He's a Catholic.
He knows nothing of the Baptist church's special deals.
2006-12-25 06:03:09 · 7 answers · asked by 2.71828182845904 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear Sir: Religion is not the way to Heaven. It does not matter who you are. It does not matter what race or color you are. Jesus wants you so badly He spread his arms and gave His life for you. If you happened to be the only human to exist He would still have had to die for you. Satan caused, and still is, all the pain and suffering in the world. I can only imagine the horror of what you and your loved ones went through. I am in tears as I type these words. No, I'm not feeling sorry for you or trying to force the Savior on you. That's a decision only you and He can make. To know Him is to love Him. He will give you "Peace that passeth understanding and joy unspeakable and full of Glory". I love you, sir.
2006-12-25 06:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by cswint2000 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Theophilus is right, what's up with this Baptists' incantation anyway?
And let me add to the scripture he quoted "Not every one that saith unto me 'Lord Lord' will enter into the Kingdom of Heaven, but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in Heaven."
The Baptists may say thay can get you saved, but only your own righteous life and keeping the commandments will save you.
As for the righteous people who belonged to a religion other than Chrisitanity; no righteous people will go to Hell, because God is fair and just -- I don't care what kind of doctrine the Baptists are pushing.
And you, Mr. Goodgolly, I can only conlude that your question is a parody. You actually reveal the Baptist doctrine for what it is (sin and get saved anyway), and therefore you can't possibly be promoting it.
2006-12-25 10:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-28 08:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is it that you are the only Baptist that knows of a special deal with God?
Here is what gets you into heaven, Jesus' own words.
John 17:3,
"And this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent.
2006-12-25 07:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And what is your question? It sounds like you have everything figured out, Your wisdom astounds me. Merry christmas.
2006-12-25 06:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by morris 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Special deals!!!!......can i get one....do they have them a K-Mart?
2006-12-25 06:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by Triton 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-12-25 06:04:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋