- refuses to have anything to do with poops and pees (and diapers in general).
- avoids doing anything that might pose a risk (like bath as he might drown baby, picking up/carrying baby as baby may fall, etc)
- at nighttime feeding, wakes up only to bark when mom fails to keep baby quiet, thus disrupting his otherwise peaceful slumber.
- vows never to touch or do anything with baby until there's no more risk (until he's no longer liable for any damage happens to baby, or until baby can take care of itself) or until baby can play or watch football.
- as baby breastfeeds, then all feedings and feeding-related activities are mom's responsibility.
- agrees to watch baby sometimes, as long as he can do it while sitting in front of his computer or tv.
- when asked to hold baby for a while, threatens to shake baby.
- expects mom to cook, clean, and put baby to sleep as quick as possible so that they can have some intimacy and perhaps make more babies.
2007-12-09
15:13:03
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