Like: "I wish you'd cuff 'n' stuff me!" First of all, HELL NO, second of all, do you ladies (and I use that term loosely) know where those cuffs have been? Mine have been on child molesters, rapists, crackheads...do you REALLY want them on your dainty lil' wrists?
And this actually happened - I was patting down a suspect in a few violent felonies, and this chica comes up and demands I pat HER down - because it was "her birthday."
And then there's the request to see my "night stick." Um, no.
Anyway, it's getting old, so please skanks, during all of your down-time waiting for your next "paycheck" (welfare check) to come, try to come up with some hot, new pick-up lines to use on your friendly neighborhood law man...God knows they won't work either, but at least we might all be entertained!
2006-09-24
19:15:14
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Glockmeister
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