George Carlin's solution to save gasoline:
The BEST way to save gas to is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants. If you do the math that will be 11 million less people using our gas. Thus, the price of gas comes down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand them a canteen, a rifle, and some ammo and ship them to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him fair soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After the tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended the country. He will also be registered to pay taxes and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, as well as the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway - but without the canteen, the ammo, or the rifle.
Problem solved.
2007-07-26
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