George Carlin's solution to save gasoline:
The BEST way to save gas to is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants. If you do the math that will be 11 million less people using our gas. Thus, the price of gas comes down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand them a canteen, a rifle, and some ammo and ship them to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him fair soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After the tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended the country. He will also be registered to pay taxes and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, as well as the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway - but without the canteen, the ammo, or the rifle.
Problem solved.
2007-07-26 10:23:16 · 6 answers · asked by Karma 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I think Carlin might just be one of the smartest people alive. What do you think?
2007-07-26 10:29:21 · update #1
IT'S THE BEST PLAN I HAVE HEARD YET...and a comedian thought of it!
Dennis Miller / Stephen Colbert for President!
2007-07-26 10:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Interesting conservation tool. I still like the idea of the alligators in the rivers for a deterrent. The illegals wouldn't dare cross the border that way.
2007-07-26 10:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man wouldn't the ACLU have a field day with that. Love Carlin.
2007-07-26 10:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by gone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw him live in 1987, I still laugh at the thought of his poignant humor.
2007-07-26 10:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gotta better idea. When the illegals come across we enslave them and have them dig a giant ditch along the border as a barrier.
2007-07-26 10:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by T-22<> 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I agree. Carlin is brilliant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG4UWCfhmEw&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSZWDGLIKyY&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pe4XVVUbiA&mode=related&search=
2007-07-26 11:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋