Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That’s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a BJ. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I’ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced
* Star it if you like :)
2007-05-17 04:03:06 · 13 answers · asked by Ron 2 in Government
2007-05-17 04:02:58 · 15 answers · asked by lela 2 in International Organizations
My niece has worked for the same company for over 10 years. She was promoted to a supervisory position with lots more money. Last week she was demoted back to her old position (and her pay was cut), because the company says they want someone in that position who is bilingual. Can they just do that to her?
2007-05-17 04:00:47 · 13 answers · asked by Bluebellringy 3 in Law & Ethics
a warrant?
If so... please post your name, telephone number, social security number, bank account number, mother's maiden name, credit card numbers with expiration dates and driver's license number and issuing state.
After all... you've got nothing to hide, right?
2007-05-17 04:00:43 · 28 answers · asked by Bush Invented the Google 6 in Politics
This quote from an AP news story boils me:
"...Iraqi security forces near the soldiers' outpost probably saw and heard the attack and 'chose to not become an active participant in the attack on either side.' "
From: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070517/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/murdered_soldiers_investigation
Now, I don't want to force our military to leave a job undone -- I admire them for their difficult task, and I want them to be able to do the job that's demanded of them. That said, I think we've got to insist that Iraqis' fate is in THEIR hands. When are we going to demand the corruption stop and civil warriors take control of their country? Anyone have any proof that this is happening? (And let's not discuss whether our Idiot King should have even sent us to this bogus "war," to begin with; that's another matter.)
2007-05-17 03:59:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
2007-05-17 03:59:28 · 4 answers · asked by Jixx 1 in Law & Ethics
Am I the only one who thinks this is sounding an awful lot like a
return to the 14th century and the Spanish Inquisition?
2007-05-17 03:59:00 · 8 answers · asked by booboo 7 in Politics
I got pulled over and got a speeding ticket yesterday. I asked the police officer to show me the radar or a picture or some sort of evidence of her tagging me. She said she didn't have it, but she was "car clocking" me and that is enough. According to her, "car clocking" is her matching her car's speed to my bike and determining the speed that way. Is this legal? Can she do this? Does she need proof to show me? I'm in Minnesota btw...
2007-05-17 03:59:00 · 20 answers · asked by ShadowWaste 1 in Law Enforcement & Police
I will be taking the June 2nd SAT and need a non driver photo ID ASAP! I am 17 but do not have my license. I have my civil birth certificate and my legal name change papers ( I have my SS card but it does not have my current last name on it) and will be heading to the DMV this week. Am I too late? Or will I get it in time?
2007-05-17 03:58:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics
2007-05-17 03:58:23 · 10 answers · asked by necia C 1 in Law & Ethics
2007-05-17 03:58:15 · 8 answers · asked by Chudspawn 1 in Military
2007-05-17 03:57:35 · 18 answers · asked by George 3 in Elections
2007-05-17 03:55:49 · 8 answers · asked by lela 2 in International Organizations
They are using private corporate data, too, on you and me, and using data mining tools to determine whom among us might be a terrorist threat. It isn't legal, but, should it be allowed?
2007-05-17 03:55:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
If i'm shopping in MI and a paying customer, do thay have to let me use there bath room?
Also I'm a cancer patient and when I got to go I can't wait !
Help! I heard ot was a law if your a paying customer? It's not fair for on store to send me to another store that I'm not shopping at. Thank you
2007-05-17 03:53:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics
Teddy or FDR?
2007-05-17 03:53:15 · 11 answers · asked by Chase 5 in Politics
Fox News and many of the conservative commentators have said that Wolfowitz is the victim of a set up by Board members to get someone less indebted to the Bush Administration to run the World Bank. If he really did nothing wrong, wouldn't his actions be perceived as selling out both the President who appointed him and the US interest in the World Bank?
2007-05-17 03:46:42 · 14 answers · asked by Buffy Summers 6 in Politics
And explain why you are.
2007-05-17 03:45:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
2007-05-17 03:45:02 · 7 answers · asked by Slappy McStretchNuts 2 in Law Enforcement & Police
"We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves-that is our only commitment to others. No friend, no neutral and no adversary should think otherwise." - John F. Kennedy
2007-05-17 03:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by pip 7 in Politics
There goal, entitlements for all, redistribution of wealth (Communism), the suppression of faith or at the very least any public displays of it. Anti conservative....well?
2007-05-17 03:42:09 · 7 answers · asked by Polilical conundrum... 6 in Politics
Could they be in charge of boats up to this size?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Uscg47mlb.jpg
Or is it mostly smaller craft?
2007-05-17 03:41:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military
chrissndrl2003 in Politics & Government > Military > Question said:
The Persian Gulf war was to get Saddam out of Kuwait. The mission was accomplished. I was there from November of 90 to November of 91. I did my 1 year tour. It sucked. It was hot, the flies and fleas were bad, sand storms every other day...
MY REPLY
In November 1990, the company that I worked for secured Saddam's agreement to withdraw from Kuwait and his invasion of Kuwait was something in which our nation had no legal right to act. The only time we could legally get involved in a conflict like that was if Saddam had committed an act of naked aggression. Meaning he invaded for no good cause and his motive was for material gains or to take over another nation. Both was not the case. Saddam's action was to correct a wrong, Kuwait's violation of OPEC rules. A policing action like what our nation does many times around the world!
You people should hold Bush's feet to the fire and hold him accountable!
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2007-05-17 03:40:43 · 12 answers · asked by peacenegotiator 3 in Politics
The teacher emails and meets the 17 year old senior away from school after being told not to to contact her. (No proof of a sexual realtionship) The school has fired the teacher resently after their invesitigation. He is married and has 2 small kids.
2007-05-17 03:39:48 · 11 answers · asked by Iquest57 1 in Law Enforcement & Police
According to the poll below a majority of US Citizens want the war to come to a close, but the president still insisits on perpetual war with out even cosidering any alternatives will this war have to drag on for two more years?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/05/08/schneider.iraq.poll/index.html
2007-05-17 03:39:22 · 6 answers · asked by courage 6 in Politics
ima victim of a real terrorist cell linking back to 9-11-01 and local police fbi and us military were TRAINED NOT TO TAKE reports from people associated with the coverup in ORganized crime. I have blogged extensively on how they operate and the US army told me this is an ALQUADA Operation why is there not any US military or personnel investigating?
peacheswrites yahoo 360 blog
Ps :a black forgein commander keeps censoring my blog so no one will know what theyve been doing for real. Im aUS citizen
2007-05-17 03:36:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government
Israel does all kinds of things that I think are dangerous, unfair and maybe, just maybe; ill conceived. So why, pray tell does that make me "anti-semitic?" I have to agree with everything they do, just because they are "the chosen ones?" What if they're wrong? Has anyone ever ask that question? Or are they all afraid of being attacked by the fanatics who haunt this site?
2007-05-17 03:35:30 · 3 answers · asked by perfecttiming1 4 in Politics
2007-05-17 03:33:47 · 2 answers · asked by pjay 1 in Government
Story: A woman's husband passes away and leaves behind a debt of close to $13,000 from a bank loan. He left in his bank account under $5,000 and also some stocks worth about $6,000.
The husband had no will and it has been almost a year and still the wife has not filled the paper work to claim herself as the executor of his estate.
She is concerned that the debt will fall upon her. She is an unemployed, low-income senior citizen.
They had one child who is a married adult.
What should the widow do? She has no idea how to proceed and everyone gives conflicting information.
Serious law info only please!
2007-05-17 03:33:42 · 1 answers · asked by SweetPea 3 in Law & Ethics
How long does the states attorney office have to decide on whether they want to press charges?
A coworker of mine was turned into the police for alleged sexual relations by his 16 yo gfs parents. He is more than 5 years older than her so he is facing a felony if convicted.
The detective told him that the report would be turned into the states attorney office and they would decide whether or not to prosecute. Almsot a month has gone by and he has heard nothing. Her 17 b-day is in 2 months meaning she will then be legal in the state of illinois.
He is madly in love with this girl but is afraid if he ever even bumps into her by accident that the cops will be taking him away. Should he never talk to her again even when she is of age?
2007-05-17 03:31:13 · 11 answers · asked by alan 1 in Law & Ethics
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