Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That’s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a BJ. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I’ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced
* Star it if you like :)
2007-05-17 04:03:06 · 13 answers · asked by Ron 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
With your permission - may I edit this for the UK market?
Dont have the foggiest idea who the first two chaps are but we will get the gist if we dub in a couple of other popular yanks!
Thanks awfully - we thought it was only the Brits who took the mickey out of ourselves and our Government!
2007-05-17 04:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by isobellistowel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are many mistakes. But...I thought it was very well structured. It wasn't too rushed, and not too long either. The flashback was drawling, but necessary, it gave powerful insight into Charles's personality. The young boy was also well written, maybe a little too educated for eight; you may want to revise his dialogue. I do hope you keep writing because it's great practice. Have fun with this and do not give up.
2016-05-20 19:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How quickly you people can turn things around to suit your own means. That joke was told just a month ago, only the star of the joke was Bush.
2007-05-17 04:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was a good joke I really liked it. Who knows what the have for you unh? You ll never know what you'll get.
2007-05-17 04:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by bootylover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's about as pathetic as my granddad making bad Harry Truman jokes.
2007-05-17 04:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by kappalokka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny. I wasn't expecting that ending.
2007-05-17 04:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fitting dont'cha think?
2007-05-17 04:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-17 04:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Justified 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-05-17 04:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-17 04:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by booman17 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋