are only a few things that Men wish Women would Understand
Try and understand this.
If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are ?
Or how can we know what looking pretty really means.
Sometimes, we are NOT thinking about you.
Live with it.
If you think you are fat,
You probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
No, we do not know what day it is. We will never know.
Mark Anniversaries, Birthdays, etc... on calendars.
Our relationship is never going to be like it was
The first two months after we married.
Crying is blackmailing.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is OK with Us.
Anything we said - 6 or 8 months ago, is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become NULL & VOID after 7 days.
When we have to go somewhere,
Absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
It rarely makes any difference in you.
2007-10-15
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