are only a few things that Men wish Women would Understand
Try and understand this.
If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are ?
Or how can we know what looking pretty really means.
Sometimes, we are NOT thinking about you.
Live with it.
If you think you are fat,
You probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
No, we do not know what day it is. We will never know.
Mark Anniversaries, Birthdays, etc... on calendars.
Our relationship is never going to be like it was
The first two months after we married.
Crying is blackmailing.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is OK with Us.
Anything we said - 6 or 8 months ago, is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become NULL & VOID after 7 days.
When we have to go somewhere,
Absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
It rarely makes any difference in you.
2007-10-15 01:51:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one :
Small hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work.
JUST SAY IT !
Most Men own three pairs of shoes.
What makes you'll think we shall be good at choosing which pair,
out of your 20 pairs, would look good with your dress ?
YES or NO are perfectly acceptable
answers to almost every question.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
If something we said can be interpreted in TWO WAYS,
And if one of the ways makes you Angry or Sad,
we always mean the other one.
Beer is as exciting for us as
Handbags are for you'll.
We are not mind readers and we never will be.
Our lack of mind-reading ability is not a
proof of how little we care about you'll.
2007-10-15 01:51:19 · update #1
EXCELLENT! finally we have a male admitting to the world how small minded and egotistical some men can be.
we are not stupid we allready know most this stuff.
nice compilation though
2007-10-15 02:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to give you credit, most men aren't this upfront about things.
Not to betray women but I believe you're right on a lot of these things and I can add a few in our defense:
Men should know that not all women are a size 0-2 and we don't stay the same size sometimes.
Not all single moms are on welfare.
Not all women play games.
Not all women are gold diggers, some of us do have full time jobs and take care of things ourselves.
Not all women care where you're at most times, in fact we like our space too.
Not all women watch sports to see the cute shorts or cute butts, we actually do pay attention to the stats.
Not all women worry about makeup and shoes.
I could go on and on... BUT, I give you credit for this.
2007-10-15 09:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by typerchic34 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is this about? well the only part I don't agree with is that you have to look at other women to see how pretty the one you have is. Maybe you worded that a lil wrong. well that's all for now
2007-10-15 08:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Kaylea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got Couch?
2007-10-15 08:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and you think women don't have rules like this for you guys? very pig headed of you to post this, also most of those things are lazy "remembering dates" that's a lot of bull you guys are just too wrapped up in your own little worlds to give a crap...
we ask you weather what were wearing looks nice so that you feel proud to be seen with us ever thought about that one? no didn't think so...keep your arrogant "rules" to your self in future..
2007-10-15 09:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Vixy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
where can i start on men have you got three weeks to listen?maybe not but heres a little taste we do not want toknow the the a to z of football ....... we dont want to hear of course i love you when you only say it before sex........ we do not need 16 inch alloy wheels on our cars........we do not leave the toilet seat up........... we do not sulk like babies ........we do not break wind as much in public.......we do not want to hear how good you mom cooks ....etc etc etc
2007-10-15 09:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by jackie n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone seems a little bitter today. *gives hugs* we are not all like that honey. If you were a girl I'd say you had pms
2007-10-15 08:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by kristen c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an absolute LEGEND! lk at the type of comments these girls r sayin, i think ur h8d now but owell. this is all over the internet but it aint half true!
2007-10-15 09:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by matty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even after reading this women still will behave as they hav done for centuries now
for them toyin wid us is the greatest pleasure
2007-10-15 09:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I'm guessing some girl got you mad, lol, but that's funny
2007-10-15 09:01:20 · answer #10 · answered by Jesse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋