Other - Family & Relationships - 25 October 2006

well yesterday me and my boyfriend got into a argument about not talking to each other but at school i was trying to talk to him and he kept ignoring me and when i got home i didnt even call him cuz i was upset then he all of a sudden called me and he was sayign the F word many times and I felt uncofortible about that coversation what should i do?

2006-10-25 02:43:35 · 6 answers · asked by mgfizzle 2

My parents found out that i wasnt no virgin no more and now like every time we get in2 it they always blowing it in my face. Then they talking about the dude and they dont know nothing about him when he was working he gave me money when they wouldnt give me no money this dude did everything that i wanted. Now my momma is talking about locking the dude up because his 19 and im younger than him, but i dont see why. He still trying to see me even though my mom keep talking about she going to lock him up but me and the dude dont go together no more. His trying to go back with me , and now were back together we got love for each other he just aint somebody who i just did it with and left me alone this dude tried to come see me and was still giving me money when we wasnt going together what should i do? and do yall know that age that you have to wait untill you move out your parents house

2006-10-25 02:41:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was a student in Bruxelles & England my girl friend had a baby 4 me & we communicated till 1989 & ever since i lost contact & wish to get in touch with them.last add was NO 7 rue hancart 1000 bruxelles,names are David & lydia Monier.

2006-10-25 02:38:04 · 2 answers · asked by jhnsnkinyemi 1

2006-10-25 02:35:00 · 8 answers · asked by COblonde 3

There is a factory in Northern Ireland which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning

to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the

little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you

yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

2006-10-25 02:31:42 · 15 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3

alright most of you thinking that i am one nasty fellow but we are not a blood reletive we are the same age and we are together almost all day means we live in same house and she is been living with me for almost two years and i like her alot even i think i am falling in love with her and i think she khows that i like her but i don't khow if she likes me or not but she hasn't dated any body past two years

2006-10-25 02:31:33 · 8 answers · asked by dave 1

I'm 31 years old and my wife is 24. We have 4 children with twins. Have been married for 6 yrs.

My wife has 3 sisters and a brother. One of the sisters and brother are married. My other two sister in laws are 17 & 15 yrs and they have been living with us for the past six years.
I treat my two sister in laws as my own daughters and they call me dad and I'm fine with that. My wife's parents died when they were 3 & 5 yrs. They've been living with us for 6 yrs and they have called me dad all this time. My wife's happy about it and says I'm great.

I treat them like my own daughters from my heart and have done everything to them including all expenses. I've bought two houses for them, for their marriage. They say that I am like their own dad and kiss me.When I married they were 9 & 11 and from then they have been kissing me Is it okay for them to kiss me in a FATHER DAUGHTER WAY ONLY on the cheek and calling me dad? My wife says she's happy when they kiss me and treat me like a dad

2006-10-25 02:30:16 · 14 answers · asked by Mr Business 3

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms andsex.

* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or familypack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

2006-10-25 02:28:16 · 13 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3

My Grandfather died a few years ago and I only just found out that I was suppose to have his medals being the eldest grandson. His medals were lost to a house fire before he died, but I would like to know what medals he had and where can I get copies or replasment for them. I do not know his servise number, only that he was in the Royal Artilary and the Desert Rats.

2006-10-25 02:25:37 · 6 answers · asked by johnmeds 2

2006-10-25 02:25:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-25 02:21:08 · 9 answers · asked by dcmclaren77 1

I have a coworker that thinks he is creative and is always trying to pull pranks on people. Recently i started pranking him back, but my pranks are actually good. Well this co worker decided that he was going to spread a romor with all the girls in the next department that i was gay, i need ideas, ideas so god that he will consider quiting his job, and not ending with me in jail ir fired. Please help.

2006-10-25 02:19:49 · 15 answers · asked by michealdb1979 2

OK HERES THE DEAL, I STARTED HANGING WITH THIS ONE GUY WHO IS 19, OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS ESCALATED AND NOW WE ARE IN LOVE, BUT DURING ALL OF THIS I STARTED ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS OTHER GUY WHO IS 23, WHOM I ALSO LOVE. I HAVE A SON AND THEY ARE BOTH GOOD TO HIM, VERY GOOD. THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY GOOD TO ME AS WELL, THE OTHER NIGHT THEY BOTH CAME INTO MY ROOM AND TOLD ME TO CHOOSE, I CHOSE THE 23 YR OLD BECAUSE I AM 24 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME, I KEEP GOING BACK AND FORTH, SO LAST NIGHT I BROKE UP WITH THE 23 YR OLD BECAUSE THE 19 YR OLD IS ALWAYS AROUND (HES MY BROTHER BEST FRIEND) AND I CANNOT TAKE SEEING HIM, I LOVE THEM BOTH AND I DONT WANT TO HURT ANYONE. WHAT SHOULD I DO? HELP!! THIS IS STARTING TO AFFECT MY HEALTH..

2006-10-25 02:16:33 · 25 answers · asked by TLEE 3

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloweenparty.The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to theparty alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was stillearly,decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what hercostume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, heleft his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition n her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in,so she asked what kind of time he had. Oh, the same old thing.
You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into thespare room and played poker all evening."

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing pokerall night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to yourDad, apparently he had the time of his life."

2006-10-25 02:13:59 · 14 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3

The reason they are divorced, is because she cheated on him. She is still with the guy that she cheated with, and seems happy with him. She and my husband have four children together. I love his children, and they love me, too. That is a wonderful thing in itself. She hates me. She bad-mouths us to their kids. His 14-year-old daughter barely even talks to him now because of her ‘poison’. The ex physically attacked me one night when we were getting some medical papers from her regarding their youngest son. She also called me fat and a gold-digger. We live in a small community, and she has been telling people (parents of their children’s friends) that she feels sorry for my husband, because he and I don’t have a good relationship, and that my two daughters and their three sons fight constantly…NONE of which is true. People have told him what she is saying. We can’t move, because the court ordered that his boys had to go to this school.

2006-10-25 02:10:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Sat on my computer reading through some of the questions people ask but cant think of anything to ask. Any ideas?

2006-10-25 02:06:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

and how do you deal with it....

2006-10-25 02:03:15 · 17 answers · asked by who me? 3

Hi there everyone, i really need some advises form you guys, i just recently found out that my girl was cheating on me ofter hearing the rumer for like 5 months, now im going crazy i dont know what to do, please i need any advise that will help me heal what i have inside, guys please help me please

2006-10-25 01:56:27 · 18 answers · asked by yordanipage 1

what would be the consequences of not resigning formally? ( im on IT field)

2006-10-25 01:54:18 · 6 answers · asked by Random Guy 2

2006-10-25 01:53:15 · 5 answers · asked by Tallie 2

sometimes i think that it would release a lot of preasure if i could just rip someone flesh right off of their bones!!! I feel like this whenever im frustrated and its as if im tying myself in a knot over and over again!! Am i crazy? What should i do?

2006-10-25 01:45:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

i really want to see if i am sub

2006-10-25 01:40:56 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1

Had a quite emotional conversation on the phone, as she wanted to knw about how i felt, she end up cryin on the phone for 15min...wen i told her that i really like her..at the mo she wants to be friends but if it's meant to be..she left it like that.

had to put the phone dwn at wrk coz i was goin over my lunch brk & she cud’nt even get herself to say bye...

problem it's gonna be two yrs till she can come over to live hear &before this we planned for her to vist me in the uk...


she didnt want things to change between us & still keep in contact...as it long distance thing/ diff countries..i said nothin will change , so a week later after we spoke, I sent an email jus chattin about stuff, showing that i was cool with everything..

How long will it take her to get bk to me coz it's been two weeks now, she aint got bk..?

bit confused coz she was adamant on the fact that she thought i'd mite loose touch, coz wat she said..

sum advice..do i jus leave it/wait for her2get bk

2006-10-25 01:32:28 · 5 answers · asked by shafi h 1

if you inject air into your veins will it kill you? My boyfriend says that it does I was just wondering?

2006-10-25 01:31:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-25 01:28:32 · 3 answers · asked by Naomi 4

Wouldnt listen, hyperactive, wont sleep until 1am. Listens to conversations and talks over, swears, fights, steals - pearpressure. un co-operative

2006-10-25 01:24:04 · 6 answers · asked by Shy 1

2006-10-25 01:23:51 · 10 answers · asked by russellhamuk 3

2006-10-25 01:20:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was in a previous relationship with a man.I have 5 boys from him.He would never buy nothing for the kids nor give me money for them.If I got money from him to buy the kids something I had to pay him back.Left him and met the man of my dreams.We have a 23 month old together plus he claims my 5 others as his own.My husband buys the kids(all 6 of them) all of their needs.I thank him everytime he buys for them.Im very grateful for him.He tells me to stop thanking him because thats what a husband does.He is a over the road truck driver.Called me last night telling me he got my oldest sons shoes,the youngest a few outfits and my other child his holloween costume.Something these kids needed.I thanked him.Well heard the same from him again about thanking him.How do you not thank someone when you are so grateful for everything they do?If I stopped thanking him wont he think I dont appreciate the things he does?The father does nothing for the 5 kids.Not even child support so yeah Im very thank

2006-10-25 01:09:28 · 13 answers · asked by darlene100568 5

Now it is my Magical Powers and my mind that I have lost. Could you please help me find them? I beleive that my Beautiful Witch has something to do with them disappearing! What do you think?

2006-10-25 01:04:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous