A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloweenparty.The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to theparty alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was stillearly,decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what hercostume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, heleft his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition n her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in,so she asked what kind of time he had. Oh, the same old thing.
You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into thespare room and played poker all evening."
You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing pokerall night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to yourDad, apparently he had the time of his life."
2006-10-25 02:13:59 · 14 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
OMG!!!! that is sooooooo funny. LMAO. i needed that this morning.
2006-10-25 02:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by blondie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sooooooooooo funny 10/10 keep them coming
Jeff
2006-10-25 09:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I SOOO DIDNT SEE THAT ENDING COMING... I think I like it but is that bad cause that was really weird
2006-10-25 10:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Laprincessa1182 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2006-10-25 09:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by sircrazydude90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-25 09:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant. hahahahhahhahahahaaaaaaa
2006-10-25 09:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny,... but wrong on so many levels!
2006-10-25 09:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gross, but keep them coming there good.
2006-10-25 09:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that one was funny!
2006-10-25 09:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by punkyboygirl_24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, you done it .you made me laugh.my tummy aches!!!
2006-10-25 09:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by chev-poison 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋