There is a factory in Northern Ireland which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning
to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
2006-10-25 02:31:42 · 15 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I like that one! Thanks for cheering me up on a rainy day! x
2006-10-25 02:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 Sarah well done!!
2006-10-25 02:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by jean811823 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A duck walks right into a bar and asks the bar gentle, "have been given any 'gwapes'?", and the bartender replies, "No, sorry i do no longer sell grapes here." So the duck leaves and is going homestead to take a seat back and the subsequent day he walks into a similar bar and asks the bar gentle, "have been given any gwapes?" The bartender replies, "No, sorry i do no longer sell grape here." The duck leaves and is going homestead to take a seat back and the subsequent day, he is going back to the bar and asks the bartender, "have been given any gwapes?" The bartender angrily replies, "i do no longer choose for to might desire to tell you back, i do no longer sell grapes here and in case you inquire from me back i visit nail your beek to the counter of the bar!" The duck leaves and is going homestead to take a seat back. the subsequent day the duck is going to the bar and asks, "have been given any nails?" The bartender seems at him and screams, "No, we have no nails!" The duck then asks, "have been given any gwapes?"
2016-11-25 19:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cracked me up
2006-10-25 07:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but no good. Too long winded.
2006-10-25 02:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds great...are u irish? drop me a line if you are?
2006-10-25 02:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Lambada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that.
2006-10-25 02:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's really funny
2006-10-25 02:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by Stranger in wonderland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx it was good and lengthy.
2006-10-25 02:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo-hoo!
A joke it was worth getting to the end of! thanks for that chuckle.
2006-10-25 02:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Andy M Thompson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋