A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms andsex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or familypack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
2006-10-25 02:28:16 · 13 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Any more like that? Its the way you tell em.Come on your on a roll.
2006-10-25 02:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is serious, the issue of going out with the girl is over. However the father have taken prevention for his own daughter. This is great!!
2006-10-25 09:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by zily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Furry Freak bros. comix probably in the 1970s
2006-10-25 09:31:50 · answer #3 · answered by Aspphire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. Your a lot better than some of the others on here.
2006-10-25 09:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Laprincessa1182 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this joke before. Very funny.LMAO
2006-10-25 09:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2006-10-25 09:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by margaret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-10-25 14:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-10-25 09:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heeee thats a good one.
2006-10-25 11:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a nice one
:)
2006-10-25 09:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by Stranger in wonderland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋