Family & Relationships - 22 February 2007

I have managed to get hold of my original birth certificate but now seem to be at a block.
Can anyone please offer advise on how I proceed now?
Thanks very much.
markstgeorge@hotmail.co.uk

2007-02-22 00:59:55 · 1 answers · asked by Des M 1 in Family

2007-02-22 00:59:47 · 14 answers · asked by sleeping beauty 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

What has changed the last 10, 20, 30 years.
Are the men responsible (now I am nosy)?
or the women? the society? Have the roles been changing and why? Has it to do with globlized jobs.?
Many questions hope to get answered by SMART girls.

2007-02-22 00:59:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

go out nemore. but we still love each other, nothing has changed we just don't officialy go out nemore(we want to, its not a god time right now tho).?help plz

2007-02-22 00:59:39 · 14 answers · asked by donnetta b 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-22 00:58:57 · 2 answers · asked by sexybabe515 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Apparently her name was Nigel and she played for Wigan.

2007-02-22 00:58:29 · 38 answers · asked by leedsmikey 6 in Marriage & Divorce

I have a question for the guys in the world. When you like girl what do you do? Why can you be so confusing and why do you torture girls sometimes.

2007-02-22 00:57:37 · 7 answers · asked by sillygirl227 3 in Singles & Dating

Eight Words with two Meanings



1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;


He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

2007-02-22 00:57:25 · 1 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Singles & Dating

me and my current boyfriend are well idk. in the beginning he was all lovey and he gave me kisses in the hallway and hugs and in the mornings when he first got to school he would pull me to him and we'd stand there and all that. now it's like i don't even exist and i am questioning whether or not we are still together. it all changed over the weekend. we had 5 days away from each other and now he doesn't really act the same. it worries me. i really care for hima dn i'm confused. what does his actions say to you guys????

2007-02-22 00:57:21 · 7 answers · asked by Shakes 1 in Singles & Dating

please help

2007-02-22 00:56:38 · 11 answers · asked by ali#1 hotcheka 1 in Singles & Dating

and now you just love it? I just actually listened to Richie Blackmore playing, and he's cool!

2007-02-22 00:56:20 · 3 answers · asked by miss_shredder 1 in Singles & Dating

I haven't seen much of my parents over the years, as they are both incorregible theives. They spend their lives in and out of prison because they'll poinch anything that isn't bolted down.

On a recent family function, I had the rare opportunity to be in the same room as both of them for the first time since I was nine and it dawned on me that I don't seem to share any physical attributes with either of them, or any of my other family members for that matter. Furthermore, I have always been quite honest, which is strange given that theft provided pretty much everything I was given as a child and I knew no other way except what I learned in school.

I asked "gran" about this, because everybody else was carted off by parole or prison officers before too long, and she admitted I had been adopted. However, nobody knows where any of the paperwork is.

Given the fact that my "family" is a bunch of kleptomaniacs, is it possible that they quite simply stole me? How can I find out?

2007-02-22 00:55:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

Thought lunch at Yo Sushi.... then national portrait gallery .... and then dinner....

I know it is quite a lot.... but we both dont live in london and thought it was worth making a day of it....

Not sure if this will be her sort of thing though.... she is a Pole dancer and has to be back at work at 8pm sat evening.....

What do you think.... ?

2007-02-22 00:55:13 · 9 answers · asked by Fox Hunter 4 in Singles & Dating

During our courtship my husband was very enthusiastic about sex.but we r married for 2 months now and my husband doesnt make love to me even once a day.we have sex say once a week or two. i'm frustrated...what could be the reason?? he loves me very much n takes care of me very well....but dont understand him...plz help.

2007-02-22 00:54:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I have been friends with this person for over 12 years. Our relationship has been strained recently due to our conflicting schedules. I work a "normal" shift/days/etc., but she is a nurse and works a lot of hours/double shifts/etc. There are fewer times when we can get together. I always find I'm having to get together with her on HER terms.

She called Saturday and asked my plans for Sunday. Then she asked if I MIGHT want to do something the next day. We didn't make any concrete plans. I also had to go to dinner that night and just didn't feel that good and wanted to relax. So I didn't call her. She called and left a message saying if I wanted to get together "sometime before summer", to call her and bitched I hadn't called her on Sunday. I've been through this before with her, where she doesn't make plans and then is nowhere to be found when you call HER, since she decided to go out with somebody else. I'm tired of this behavior. Is it worth it to even call?

2007-02-22 00:53:53 · 11 answers · asked by Angela M 2 in Singles & Dating

My husband is in the miliary and deployed and since he has been gone we had another son and I have lost about 65 lbs and look like a different person. Will he still love me and like my new look, and I havent sent him any pictures of me for the past few months because I am wanting to suprize him he knows I have lost the weight but not what I look like. What could I do when we pick him up from the air port? Thank you

2007-02-22 00:53:44 · 3 answers · asked by lacmcentire 1 in Family

how do i get over someone that i cant have???? i dont know what to do! im cant stop thinking about it! thanks

2007-02-22 00:53:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-22 00:53:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I asked this earlier. Wanted more input.
sexually attractive to the point that they would possibly ENTERTAIN (not actually do) the idea of allowing their husband a threesome?

I know it's a loaded question, but i believe I speak for most heterosexual men when I say, we do not like the idea of another naked man in the bed with us because it's gross. Do women have this same grossed out feeling or can heterosexual women appreciate another woman's body

2007-02-22 00:52:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-22 00:51:39 · 15 answers · asked by vijaytigadi 1 in Weddings

Okay, so i have sorta kinda liked this guy, lets call him Fred ( thats not his real name, but for sake aof privacy....). My best friend in the whole wide world, lets call her Hailey ( again not her real name ) just ot asked out ( first boyfriend sorta thing) i am really excited for her and really happy for her so i email her back asking who asked her out and sayin i was real happy for her and all of that. she emails me back and says its Fred. What do i do? My stomach dropped to the bottom of me ( i think that is the expression) and i think that i am jealous of my friend..... i know that i shouldnt let this thing get between our friendship and all that, but still...... should i tell her that i like him too??? PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-22 00:51:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

what about me (his girlfriend and the mother of his child)? Every time I try to talk to him I break out and argue, because I feel like he's not even trying to understand that I'm hurt! But he respects everyone else. SHOULD I LEAVE HIM?

2007-02-22 00:51:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-02-22 00:47:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My husband and I are contemplating divorce after 18 years and a 2 year affair. We both agree that we are comfortable and have a history and a child, so it is hard to let go. He says that is afraid of being bankrupt and letting go of something that he shouldn't. He's afraid of being alone and that things won't work out with the other girl. Are these common fears? What were/are your fears?

2007-02-22 00:46:29 · 13 answers · asked by blue eyes 2 in Marriage & Divorce

We are slowly progressing to entire every-other-wkend with the bio-father. We have had 3 one night overnights so far and the bio-father took away my child's migo phone and didn't ans his cell when I tried to call. He has refused to meet with the child's therapist to discuss these issues. The guardian ad litum, the judge and the therapist want the child to have contact with the mother whenever he wants to and that I should at least be able to speak with him once per day. They feel it is best for the child. The next vist will be the full weekend and I don't feel comfortable at all - I want him to explain his behavior - my child says he makes him change out of the pants he wears where he keeps the phone...
What should I do?

2007-02-22 00:46:23 · 6 answers · asked by Bluesky 1 in Family

2007-02-22 00:45:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

my sister is so annoying please tell me why

2007-02-22 00:45:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-02-22 00:41:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I broke up with my ex-bf 2 months ago...he is so demanding and he always blame me for everything...he forgets his promises most of the time and sometime ago i caught him cheating on me over the internet. I cant forget the day that he made me look like dirt in front of his family...he said so many things, it hurts so bad that i decided to end our relationship, we lasted 4 years and since the breakup he never stopped calling me, begging and crying over the phone for another chance. I really love him so much, leaving him kills me inside. I just really want him to learn and realize how he should have cherished the times that were 2gether. Last night was his last call, he told me that he will start to find someone that will love him and sum1 hu will not give him so much pain like i did. he even asked my friends for text mates, w/c had hurt me more. I know ill never love someone like i loved him. This pain should stop, i dont deserve this. Please help me, i really need your advice, thank you

2007-02-22 00:41:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am so jealous of my fiance exs. I dont know what most fo them look like, but yesterday i saw one on myspace. Before he said she looked like Michelle Branch, and when i ask him to compare all of his exs and tell me which one the hottest is he said me at first, i didnt believe him and then he said this other one, now I am all upset. I feel like they had something special, or that i am an ugly dog.

2007-02-22 00:41:05 · 12 answers · asked by katrinacov 2 in Other - Family & Relationships