The mechanic is a total moron. He fixes cars with spit, duct-tape, glue, banding wire and some chemical he makes up that leaves your car smelling like a pig sty for a solid week.
Fact--you take your car in to Willie for an oil change? He will get the car up on old coke cases and drain your used oil, then filter it through an old beach towel over a dish tub and put it back in your car!
We have had cars he has "fixed" to explode in parking lots just because the driver started the engine, cars to literally fall apart while waiting for a traffic light to change to green, cars to drop their engines at 30 mph, and cars to just start doing nose-over-trunk flips down the street for up to three blocks.
The latest incident caused by Willie's repairs? We have a widow with a '54 Plymouth she inherited from her father. It only had 30,000 miles. After Willie fixed it, the car sped to 140 mph, hit a barn and killed a cow. The widow survived, OK?
What to do? (I have suggeted lynching.)
2006-07-29
07:18:09
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