The mechanic is a total moron. He fixes cars with spit, duct-tape, glue, banding wire and some chemical he makes up that leaves your car smelling like a pig sty for a solid week.
Fact--you take your car in to Willie for an oil change? He will get the car up on old coke cases and drain your used oil, then filter it through an old beach towel over a dish tub and put it back in your car!
We have had cars he has "fixed" to explode in parking lots just because the driver started the engine, cars to literally fall apart while waiting for a traffic light to change to green, cars to drop their engines at 30 mph, and cars to just start doing nose-over-trunk flips down the street for up to three blocks.
The latest incident caused by Willie's repairs? We have a widow with a '54 Plymouth she inherited from her father. It only had 30,000 miles. After Willie fixed it, the car sped to 140 mph, hit a barn and killed a cow. The widow survived, OK?
What to do? (I have suggeted lynching.)
2006-07-29 07:18:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
Best fiction I've read today.
"and cars to just start doing nose-over-trunk flips down the street for up to three blocks.' "We have a widow with a '54 Plymouth she inherited from her father. It only had 30,000 miles. After Willie fixed it, the car sped to 140 mph, hit a barn and killed a cow. The widow survived, OK?"
Wish I could give you 10 points.
2006-07-29 09:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by monte 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋
The town should get together and either
A. Start a competitive business
B. Buy willie a house at least 1000 miles away.
C. Cut up the cow and have a Barbeque
2006-07-29 07:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple....Quit going to him or sue him for incompetence!
I'm sure there is someone around in your town or a town nearby that can fix a car better than that!
Tell your town to stop going to him and support the new guy or gal. He'll be forced to shut down then.
Duct tape and spit....lol....that's crazy......
:)
Peace!
2006-07-29 07:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by Naturalguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say make a movie. Pretty good comedy. He could make millions working for stunt company getting cars to flip end over end without any ramps and such. You should manage his career. Hes a car wreak genius! Make sure he stays away from cows.
2006-07-29 07:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by sponggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a different mechanic in a nearby town, don't let this guy anywhere near your car. Learn how to do some of the basics yourself, oil changes, checking fluids, etc.
2006-07-29 07:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the next town meeting suggest that they put ads out in the surrounding area for a mechanic.
2006-07-29 07:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by Wascal Wabbit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stay in a small city myself, there is alot of small shops which will do the paintings in case you deliver your guy or woman areas,for them to placed on .you may desire to enable them to renowned which you basically desire them to replace the areas and which you have all the areas interior the automobile. you're able to desire to take it to a small keep , because of the fact an excellent keep won't do it for you .the reason being they are able to't guarrantee the areas in case you deliver them in your self.
2016-12-10 17:05:50 · answer #7 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to school and open your own shop- that will probably run him out of business.
Do you live in Mayberry?
2006-07-29 07:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by mominshoe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋