All categories - 22 December 2007

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think i'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But your so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck them dry!"

2007-12-22 06:57:07 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know how I can remove my name from the voter registration roll? I keep getting jury duty summons and the reason why is because I'm registered to vote and that is how this court randomly select the names. I want to be taken off the registration roll. Please reply if you know how. Thanks.

2007-12-22 06:56:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Civic Participation

big or small?

2007-12-22 06:56:54 · 8 answers · asked by pkkessler 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-12-22 06:56:43 · 12 answers · asked by hedZy ♀ The Dancing Banana 4 in Rock and Pop

Generally im on here giving advice... but im having difficulty explaining to a customer something and im hoping a body shop worker or another adjuster can help.

A lady just called concerned wanting to know "will they use hyundai paint on my hyundai vehicle so that it matches"

I am under the impression that repair shops NEVER use paint for a specific make of car (do they even have "ford" paint etc?) and instead they use the paint code to mix the correct color for the vehicle.

I just wanted to make sure im correct about this. Anyone have a good way to explain this to a concerned customer? They always find something to complain about!

2007-12-22 06:56:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

2007-12-22 06:56:14 · 6 answers · asked by abi 1 in Cameras

how can the w.b.c. count help doctors diagnose diseases (increase ... decrease ...wbc types ...etc.) ?
(please try to mention all the disease that w.b.c. count can be an indicator to. )

* this question is posted on behalf of a volunteer works in a remote area in Africa, in a lab that is poorly equipped, and there are very few tests that can be done there, so please try to give a detailed answer.

2007-12-22 06:56:08 · 6 answers · asked by H. 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-12-22 06:56:06 · 10 answers · asked by Emily Rugburn 2 in Other - Destinations

Why is a meter/second more meaningful than a (meter + second) unit?

etc.

2007-12-22 06:55:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

i just got my laptop yesterday and i installed netzero on it. but how in the world do you get wireless internet? i am completely confused on what to do so could you really help me out. oh and one more thing if there is anything elese i should know about laptops then please let me know.

2007-12-22 06:55:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

do you know any more like this

2007-12-22 06:55:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2007-12-22 06:55:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

my friend is turning 19 and is in college, she has known her fiance 4 a while and have been dating a year. they pay their own bills, and have been through alot together, her dad going through rehab, her parents divorcing, her dad getting really sick and almost dying, both losing and getting another job, his parents arguing, her mom threating to break them up so she will marry a dr. and have alot of money. they are both in school and are waiting til that is over to get married, i belive that they will work out, well i know i just wanted others opinions, they argue but not like fight, the compromise and just kind let things go with the flow, ive never seen any "teen" couple act like that

2007-12-22 06:55:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-12-22 06:55:02 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Kind of a national tradition?

2007-12-22 06:54:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

how exactly did the US 1980 hockey team beat the soviets? they should have lost by 10 goals!! it's not like they were more of a team or had worked harder. How did the US win? the USSR had the best goalie in the world, the best center, the best coach and were undefeated in the Olympics since the 64. so how did they do it?

2007-12-22 06:54:52 · 21 answers · asked by ??? 4 in Hockey

i have no idea what it is and i got a new cell phone and i have it but i dont know what it is or how to use it...
help me please!

2007-12-22 06:54:45 · 4 answers · asked by <33 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

Did the food Suk? Was the service lousy? Was the
restuarant FILTHY?

2007-12-22 06:54:43 · 10 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Other - Dining Out

I thought about making a card or something but i think im a little to old to make my parents card due to the fact that im 15, but i want to give my parents something. What can i make/give them?

2007-12-22 06:54:39 · 12 answers · asked by Leo 3 in Christmas

2007-12-22 06:54:19 · 31 answers · asked by Stefano P 1 in Other - Food & Drink

He is a year old,and he chews on the rugs and stuff

2007-12-22 06:54:06 · 17 answers · asked by leonard n 1 in Dogs

1- Difficult OT Book of Job, so depressing to me that I would just stop and put it aside. I always came back to it. I'm glad I did. It is now one the more inspirational books to me.
2- Enjoyable NT Book of John but there are so many other favs too. Hard time answering my own Q.
Thanks for sincere Bible readers responses. We shall ignore the rest.
I'll not thumbs down on my own Q.

2007-12-22 06:54:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-22 06:54:01 · 50 answers · asked by Why So Serious =] 3 in Polls & Surveys

im 13 years old and recently got a boyfriend who is 10 years older than me - hes 23. i luv him and he loves me...but some people may think im onli 13 so i wuldnt understand and that it is a bad idea to be with him as i am still in school and he is working..what should i do ??

2007-12-22 06:53:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I would love to be Anne Curry for halloween next year. I was inspired from The Soup when they make fun of her when she says "good morning" about three times in one phrase.

2007-12-22 06:53:59 · 4 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Talk Shows

in the show "OC" do they shoot the scenes inside? or around that house? and how much does a house like that cost?

2007-12-22 06:53:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

I Kant get my head around Hegel! lol (English humour!)

The meeting of conflicting concepts.
The marriage of Hebrew and Greek thinking.
Resulting in Christianity! Hum!

According me Hegel's problem is that he let Religion play too much of an important roll in his thinking.

Though maybe the reverse is the case of both Rand and Marx.

I see that a little more complexity is needed if the cross breading of thoughts before we can find the beast adapt for the Race!
That is the Human one!

Want would you say about the offspring resulting from a religious orgy.
Lets call him Spiritual Sentiment

And the off spring of the Rand and Marx union.
Lets call her Co-operationalism

Let's take Spiritual Sentiment and Co-operationalism
lock them in a room with soft lights and easy listening music and let nature take it's course.

How would the baby be?

2007-12-22 06:53:43 · 10 answers · asked by Sly Fox [King of Fools] 6 in Philosophy

I am immigrating to europe next year and would very much like to leave the US debt free. I have $47 thou in an IRA and $10 thou in debt. I will not be allowed to work for a year in my new residence country. IF I cash in the IRA how much is taken out up front and how much will I have to pay later?

Yes, I know this is a bad idea, but I feel strongly about being debt free and will have no income for a year.

2007-12-22 06:53:32 · 2 answers · asked by Jennifer T 2 in Personal Finance

just wondering if any Jewish, Christian, catholic, methodist, or Lutheran church teaches that it is wrong.....

2007-12-22 06:53:17 · 13 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Religion & Spirituality