A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think i'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But your so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck them dry!"
2007-12-22 06:57:07 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny and we again reading the same book...lol
but I dont have to delete this one...
2007-12-22 07:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats hilarious i think i will give you a star for that nice one for makeing me laugh
have you heard these ones i posted them the other day
i hope you like the and have a merry xmas
HOOKER TAX
One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
TWO HOOKERS
Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.
"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls.
"How can you tell?" says the other.
"I can smell co*k in the air" replies the first hooker.
"Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"
2007-12-22 07:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2016-04-10 13:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Joke That Iv Heard In A Long Time x
2007-12-22 07:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute...I was picturing the old lady on the Golden Girls...you get a star for making me laugh!
2007-12-22 07:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I laughed so much cuase that was the last thing I was expecting,here have a star.xxxxx
I can just imagine that officer's face.Lol.xxx
2007-12-22 07:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know is it:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeee
or
looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
but it is really funny 100/10 & a *
2007-12-22 18:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ol' Gran. Still one of the girls.
2007-12-22 07:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny in a pervered way!
2007-12-22 07:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a dirty joke. I'll email my (ex) husband that.
2007-12-22 07:00:42 · answer #10 · answered by Hawai'i 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋