All categories - 16 December 2007

She is dating a guy, so it needs to be a gift that doesn't reveal how much I like her...

2007-12-16 13:04:56 · 4 answers · asked by DarkestAngel 2 in Christmas

I just don't understand what would possess the Browns fans to throw snow balls at the Bills sideline, then again down by the dog pound when Parrish was getting up after diving for a ball. Why was nothing done? that just shows how there are some ignorant people out there. Bills are my #1 but Clev was my #2. After seeing that, im hoping they have to hit the road if they make the playoffs. We don't need to see that on a national tv . Kudos to the Browns and Bills on a great game.

2007-12-16 13:04:55 · 4 answers · asked by dave51_1998 4 in Football (American)

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.

So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.

Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"

"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"

"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my *** hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' "

2007-12-16 13:04:53 · 19 answers · asked by froghugger 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I say...NYG pulls it off 23-20....what u think???

2007-12-16 13:04:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I have a breeding pair of convict cichlids and the babies from their latest batch have all grown to be about a centimeter or two... about four however are a pinkish color and they haven't changed into the dark color of the siblings. Are they sick? What should I do?

2007-12-16 13:04:41 · 1 answers · asked by enygma4113 2 in Fish

Well Im 17 and my boyfriend is going to be 19 he is LDS and so am I. He still lives at home. But his mom is always always calling it drives me nuts. He has to lie cuz were not suppose to spend 1 on 1 time together so he lies i hate it. But i mean if its what we have to do to see each other. But i mean were really in love but i never do anything right i live in a small town and everything i do gets right back to her.. She even got made because i held is hand to intimatly.. were not suppose to kiss hold hands or anything and she thinks he is going on a mission and he does not want to.. his mom and dad are freaking nuts... what can i do? I love him but i mean do i have to do this tell i graduate? I really love him so i should stickk it out.. but i mean.. i have been but how long must i stick it out before i completely just say forget it.. whitch i never want that to happen

2007-12-16 13:04:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Our next door neighbor has this white lab that starts its barking
at about 5:30 am. HELP US.........

2007-12-16 13:04:12 · 28 answers · asked by BRIAN T 1 in Dogs

Sceptics and outright deniers, are you fighting against believing the science behind global warming simply because it's primarily Al Gore that is in the spotlight urging the American public to do something about it?

2007-12-16 13:04:09 · 11 answers · asked by Author Unknown 6 in Global Warming

2007-12-16 13:04:06 · 4 answers · asked by lizerbeth28 2 in Physics

...and I can buy on internet and have delivered to them before christmas (yah, I'm leaving this too late)

2007-12-16 13:04:01 · 16 answers · asked by Pamby 2 in Christmas

theoratically speaking, let's say you are a few days pregnant and something goes wrong and you loose the baby. is it still like a few month miscarriage where you bleed and such, or is it not as big since the baby was only a few days old?

2007-12-16 13:03:42 · 8 answers · asked by and so it begins... 6 in Pregnancy

Next week is my Fantasy football finals and I'lls wondering if I should start Moss vs. Mia or start Brendon Marshall @ SD

2007-12-16 13:03:33 · 10 answers · asked by Cody R 3 in Fantasy Sports

They call each other bi(ches and are more critical/judgemental of each other.
If women dont respect each other then how can we expect respect from men?

2007-12-16 13:03:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

we borrowed money from his cousin, my husband died last year age 53. Our home is in both our names - so is the loan. He had no insurance and I am left with a corporation that barley supports my household, we had no children in our 30 yr marriage. I am affraid I will lose my home to his cousin.

2007-12-16 13:03:27 · 5 answers · asked by Lanie A 1 in Personal Finance

whos better....?

also whos bettter
darko vs kurt thomas?

2007-12-16 13:03:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

metaphorical nonrhetorical question. please refrain from the impulse to give me a dumb assed answer.
when it became your turn to run for no particular reason, why did you run? where did you run? what was your mountain lake where the the heavens and the earth merged that reminded you of what was important and reminded you of jenny? when did you realize that you had been to that mountain lake?

2007-12-16 13:03:08 · 2 answers · asked by tom5251972 4 in Movies

He will be missed as one of the great singer, songwriters of our time...A great inspiration and talent.

2007-12-16 13:03:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

I live in an apartment and just recently I have notice that my bath water is really blue. I mean really blue like light tint blue on a person car window tint. it just the water in the bath tub. Do anyone know why?

2007-12-16 13:03:02 · 3 answers · asked by big bear 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

I was gone for the weekend and when I came back I found fruit flies in the trash. The doors and windows were shut.... How can this happen? Thanks

2007-12-16 13:02:58 · 5 answers · asked by legaleye3000 1 in Other - Home & Garden

This girl gave my bf the keys, but because she is not the owner, her mom is putting charges against him. So, being charged as a youth, what's the worst he faces?


And he shouldnt be driving right now, susupended licences

Southern California, OC is the place.

What is the jail sentence? Please tellll mmee.

2007-12-16 13:02:56 · 5 answers · asked by blah 2 in Law & Ethics

It's for a project, and I need to know a poem (maybe professionally written) that is similar in theme to e. e. cummings' a man who had fallen among thieves. thanks!

2007-12-16 13:02:51 · 3 answers · asked by Mbowl 1 in Poetry

2007-12-16 13:02:45 · 29 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

I recently put 1gb of RAM into my compaq laptop....I've always played guild wars on my computer but now whenever i play it lets me play for a while then a blue screen comes up with a message but disapears to fast then it restarts....what do i do?

2007-12-16 13:02:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

A lot of people say that some of God's laws are outdated for today.... but its God's law? How can the word of God be outdated? He knew what would be comming when He made the law.

2007-12-16 13:02:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-16 13:02:31 · 10 answers · asked by ROBERT G 1 in Football (American)

2007-12-16 13:02:25 · 6 answers · asked by Holly 1 in Mathematics

2007-12-16 13:02:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Malaysia

i not what kind of flower this is http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11010597/Hand_Carved_Soap_Flower_In_Coconut_Wood_Sphere.jpg

2007-12-16 13:02:18 · 9 answers · asked by Brock D 3 in Garden & Landscape

2007-12-16 13:02:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

At a dance party last night, this amazing guy danced with my friend and I for two hours, we just had a great time. He favoured me more and more as the night went on, and at one point he gently put his arm around me to dance closer, but I slid away and he said "sorry!" .. I feel uncomfortable grinding with guys I don't know personally.

Then, later, when I went to the bathroom he caught up with me and asked to get me a drink, and I said "no, I don't drink alcohol" and he was like "so if I get you a drink you won't drink it?" and I said "no, my friend could have it though?" And he was like "yeah."

Then afterwards I left with my friend and saw him outside and he just started blushing.
And ... I am attracted to him! I was for the whole time but something is holding me back. I don't know what it is. Could I have just asked for a pepsi? I've been upset all day ... he was so sweet. He was sort of tipsy .. but genuine. I don't know. Am I stupid?

2007-12-16 13:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating