A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"
"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my *** hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' "
2007-12-16 13:04:53 · 19 answers · asked by froghugger 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was soooooooooo wrong but hilarious!!!
2007-12-16 13:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
I hope that if I ever reach the age (whatever that is) where I need an incentive to have sex, that someone shoots me or finds me a supply of Santa's magic pills!!!
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2007-12-16 14:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-16 13:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so Wrong but so funny. keep up the good jokes. *4 u
2007-12-16 13:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you clothed when this comment was said? ...it makes a difference Because of my love for goat meat....Flattered?
2016-04-09 08:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my freakin God!!!! That was hilarious!!!!! No offense here... LMAO *star* for you.
2007-12-16 13:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLPMSL. Excellent!
2007-12-16 13:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*wipes the water i was drinking off of the computer screen*
that's fantastic!
2007-12-16 13:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by creepykatia 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO too funny
2007-12-16 14:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT was freakin hilarious!
I'm not offended, but should I be?
NO! hahaaa
2007-12-16 13:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by britrob20 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋