All categories - 6 December 2007

Okay

so


A duck walks into a restaurant
*waddle waddle waddle*
he looks at the menu
and goes
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm do yah have any grapes?"

The owner says No.
so the next day the duck comes in
and goes
"Hmmmmm do yeah have any grapes?"

The owner replies "No sorry"

so once again the next day the duck comes in
and goes
"Hmmmmm do yeah have any grapes?"
the owner replies
"Im a patient guy and all, but i told you I DONT HAVE ANY GRAPES. so if you come in tomorrow and ask ill nail your beak to the floor!

The next day
the duck comes in and ask
"Do you have any nails?"
"No" The owner replies

"Do you have any grapes"
the duck says


lol
star please if funny

[last joke sorry if i posted a lot]

2007-12-06 10:58:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i found some numbers but dont know if its the numbers to the engine the numbers i found are 3614995 n2 or something like that

2007-12-06 10:58:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chrysler

2007-12-06 10:58:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rail

He is paid way too money for what he does... he used to get pretty raunchy on his radio station... but calmed down after he started the Imus Ranch.... I would love to get paid the money he does for saying "nothing"

2007-12-06 10:58:24 · 23 answers · asked by ? 3 in Senior Citizens

This is my first attempt at doing a Power Point Presentation.
Ive nearly finished it and with a WAV file, it totals up to a massive 53MB!!!! Looks good tho.....but not practical. I have 21 slides with various effects. Help please......or shall I start all over again?

2007-12-06 10:58:23 · 3 answers · asked by hollyb20 4 in Programming & Design

can somebody help me analyze this quote? it is from the book THE BLUEST EYES by toni morrison

"In equating physical beauty with virtue, she stripped her mind, bound it, and collected self-contempt by the heap....She was never able, after her education in the movies, to look at a face and not assign it some category in the scale of absolute beauty, and the scale was one she absorbed in full from the silver screen." pg. 122


thank you, much appreciated.

2007-12-06 10:58:19 · 1 answers · asked by xsherieee 3 in Quotations

Like the figurines that run from $29.99-49.99. Most of the websites I find through searches are disorganized or won't load properly. Anyone know of any good sites to go to? Thanks!

2007-12-06 10:58:18 · 2 answers · asked by Daisy 4 in Painting

so what sort of stuff will i be able to do when i hook my psp and my ps3 together

2007-12-06 10:58:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

From what I understand, Lucifer was removed from God's sight. Where does all this fire and brimstone come from?

2007-12-06 10:57:55 · 45 answers · asked by ρrincess ρeαch 4 in Religion & Spirituality

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1645145,00.html

2007-12-06 10:57:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

Can you please give me some new suggestions? Thanks so much!

2007-12-06 10:57:48 · 12 answers · asked by greenfrogs 7 in Books & Authors

I'm having a bachelor party and was fortunate in getting Rosie ODonnell to agree to jump out of a cake.
Can someone recommend how many boxes of cake mix I will need and do you think $600 will cover the cake mix?

2007-12-06 10:57:43 · 3 answers · asked by Nvr2soon 6 in Entertaining

For my English class we have to pick a book that has something to do with the "American Dream." Most students in my class are doing Kite Runner, The Jungle, East of Eden, The Great Gatsby; I want to read something that no one else is going to read. What book would be different, but still meet the criteria?

2007-12-06 10:57:38 · 4 answers · asked by Jamie 2 in Books & Authors

A Blonde goes into a Pharmacy
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BO@@OM."

2007-12-06 10:57:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

That's a quote from our fellow R&S member, "Death from Above."

And after some of the stuff I've seen around here lately, I'm starting to think he's right. What say the rest of you?

2007-12-06 10:57:18 · 18 answers · asked by Wolfeblayde 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Triple cheeseburger? What is your favorite?

2007-12-06 10:57:16 · 39 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://bestpicsaround.com/pic-443-A-Close-Call

2007-12-06 10:57:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i remolded my bathroom and i took out my exhaust fan and light to replace it with a 2 light bulb lfixture. my problem is on the new fixture it has 2 white and 2 black and 2 ground. out of the ceiling i have 3 sets of wires i have no idea where they go i tried hooking them up and i can get 1 light to come on but the switch will not turn off. i have no device to see with one has power. are there any quick fixes for me to try thanks

2007-12-06 10:56:51 · 2 answers · asked by beasty_greg 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I have never before felt any sort of presence in our house but have seen a ghost twice when i was a kid so do believe strongly. Recently things have been going on in my house. I have seen shadows race past me, my cats been staring at things that are not there. I have been in the bath, heard a noise downstairs and when i came down both kitchen taps were running full blast and nobody else was home!Doors banging when i walk past. My boyfriend put a wash in the machine with 6 pairs of boxer shorts in and when he came to get them out they had all vanished and have never been found!that freaked him out! I was telling a friend about it the night that happened in a bar and heard 6 big bangs on the wall next to me whilst i was talking about it. My friend got freaked! on investigation there was no way the noises could have been made from the other side of the wall coz it was to high up and in the middle of pub. I also keep having strange dream about it. Any ideas?

2007-12-06 10:56:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Me and my twin are adopted and had a question about how do u people that are feel about it. She my sis went to a camp with tons more adoptees and now is more secure about it. you don't have to answer but i just wanted to know how others felt. Well thanks in ahead!

2007-12-06 10:56:44 · 13 answers · asked by nikeluver359 1 in Adoption

I am asking because i am studying in Suwon, South Korea next year, and I am kind of hoping to find someone. I am not even going to bother with the girls who call themselves Christians in the U.S., since they can't seem to keep their legs closed.

Now it's your problem. Go.

2007-12-06 10:56:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-06 10:56:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

I've been to America four times, and it is nothing how our media depicts it. The people in America are just as intelligent as the people here, the quality of living is practically the same, however our Media seems to really hate the States. My question is, what for?

2007-12-06 10:56:18 · 10 answers · asked by Chris Hansen 2 in Polls & Surveys

Legal rights when my car hit someone in front of me or someone backed into me!! Please help me - I'm a wreck
I was in my school parking lot waiting to pick up my child (there is a long line of cars) when I accidentally let my foot slip off the brake, we we're all stopped and slid into a van in front of me. The driver and I both got out and we saw there was no damage and went on with our lives. About a week later, I get a call from her husband wanting $440.00 for a damaged bumper. He said that was the lowest quote. Now he's calling and harrassing me about payment. What do I do? He says he has a witness that saw the whole thing. Saw his wife get out with me and say there was no damage? I don't understand. I saw her van and there is not a dent or scratches on that back fender as well as not on my front fender. I am so stressed over this. Please help me.

2007-12-06 10:56:10 · 5 answers · asked by LaLa Land 3 in Insurance & Registration

2007-12-06 10:56:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What's black and doesn't work?

Half of London

I live in hornsey so YES it is true

2007-12-06 10:56:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i downloaded some themes from psu.com and put it into mu USB flash disk but whenever i plug it into the ps3 to upload the themes it says there is no something something something.....

so whoever gives me the most detailed clear step by step guide gets my best answer...

2007-12-06 10:56:02 · 2 answers · asked by lalala 5 in PlayStation

2007-12-06 10:55:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jihad is about self-correction, which definitely starts from oneself.

A Muslim in his lifetime passes through certain stages of belief and to stand against injustices & oppression, so is his response or reaction to tyranny & oppression. Hereunder are those stages:

1- Correcting oneself by standing Just towards all the matters in the daily routine.

2- Asking fellow men to stand on Justice in their daily routines.

3- Raise voice against Injustices in the society, that is, what is happening wrong in the society.

4- Standing up for the right of the oppressed people against Tyrant person or institution.

5- End Tyranny by word of mouth or by exerting social influences on the tyrant.

6- In case if that tyranny is causing loss of human life, and the Tyrant is not at all giving a heed, then in that case it is justifiable to resort to a Fight - but whenever during the fight Tyrant agrees to correct his ways - there must be a ceasefire.

2007-12-06 10:55:44 · 8 answers · asked by Habib 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-06 10:55:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys