Okay
so
A duck walks into a restaurant
*waddle waddle waddle*
he looks at the menu
and goes
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm do yah have any grapes?"
The owner says No.
so the next day the duck comes in
and goes
"Hmmmmm do yeah have any grapes?"
The owner replies "No sorry"
so once again the next day the duck comes in
and goes
"Hmmmmm do yeah have any grapes?"
the owner replies
"Im a patient guy and all, but i told you I DONT HAVE ANY GRAPES. so if you come in tomorrow and ask ill nail your beak to the floor!
The next day
the duck comes in and ask
"Do you have any nails?"
"No" The owner replies
"Do you have any grapes"
the duck says
lol
star please if funny
[last joke sorry if i posted a lot]
2007-12-06 10:58:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! that left a smile on my face. I had to star it
2007-12-06 11:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 11:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep funny star♥
2007-12-06 11:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not heard it-good joke!! xx
2016-04-07 22:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! I love the *waddle, waddle, waddle* *star*
2007-12-06 12:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that! I loved it! Have a Star!
2007-12-06 11:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Lady of the Garlic Elves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart duck
2007-12-06 11:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sort of funny
2007-12-06 11:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by Nathaniel Kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was really funny! that was a good joke!
2007-12-06 11:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by xorandom9xo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow funny i like it, but i never heard it b4
2007-12-06 11:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by air 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋