A Blonde goes into a Pharmacy
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BO@@OM."
2007-12-06 10:57:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
HA HA HA that was very funny.
2007-12-06 11:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i've got somewhat seen it while i'm driving my young babies to places and that they lay the front seat back so as that they could sleep. i'm getting all styles of nasty seems from people who think of i'm utilising the HOV lane illegally. Do they nonetheless call it the contraflow lane the place you reside? They used to have the skill to alter the circulate of site visitors in the middle lane based on the top utilization sessions.
2016-10-19 11:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...that used to be an Irish joke with Paddy as the customer.
He also went into another shop to buy anti-perspirant, the salesman asked..."Ball or aerosol?
Paddy replied" Neither, it's for under my arms."
2007-12-06 11:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Can understand that -- have you ever tried those suppository medications ?, they'd be as much help if you put them up your a@@.
2007-12-07 02:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that what made her mascara run I bet it made her eyes water
2007-12-06 19:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing!!
2007-12-06 11:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by SandyO 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA that's too funny.
2007-12-06 16:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by onyx1 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
bet that would hurt
2007-12-06 17:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Another cute blond joke - thanks for the chuckle! CJ
2007-12-06 13:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
2007-12-06 12:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by sally 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋