All categories - 4 December 2007

I've got a can of mixed nuts...........a package of instant oatmeal...........some wilted celery sticks from yesterday.........and a little bag of individually wrapped candies that were left over from the Christmas parade.

2007-12-04 05:59:50 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"

Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."

The teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.

Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."

"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the teacher.

He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:

First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.

Second, you have a DIRTY mind.

And thirdly, I fear, one day in the future, you are going to be sadly disappointed, because no other part expands to 10 time

2007-12-04 05:59:44 · 17 answers · asked by Paulus 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Today me and my mum heard a teenager shouting at her child saying to stop f.u.c.k.i.n.g about her child was crying her child was 1 or 2 years old. And a old lady was shocked what she heard, her mouth was open. Do u think that was wrong what that teenager did?

2007-12-04 05:59:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

How long after you have a baby do you normally start your period? My baby weighed nine pounds, so idk.

2007-12-04 05:59:27 · 6 answers · asked by mommauvtwo 1 in Pregnancy

Suppose that 0.83g of water condenses on a 85.0-g block of iron that is initially at 24 degrees C.

If the heat released during condensation goes only to warming the iron block, what is the final temperature (in degrees C) of the iron block? (Assume a constant enthalpy of vaporization for water of 44.0 Kj/mol)

2007-12-04 05:59:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2007-12-04 05:59:16 · 7 answers · asked by mick rogers 2 in Philosophy

2007-12-04 05:59:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Like personal info; biography stuff

2007-12-04 05:59:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

does your partner snore?
who's the loudest?

2007-12-04 05:59:02 · 24 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

that killed people in Oklahoma and went to death penalty..somedetail...bomb ...building

2007-12-04 05:58:57 · 4 answers · asked by ? 4 in Law & Ethics

2007-12-04 05:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THEY THAT GIVE UP ESSENTIAL LIBERTY TO OBTAIN A LITTLE TEMPORARY SAFETY DESERVE NEITHER LIBERTY OR SAFETY!!

2007-12-04 05:58:52 · 4 answers · asked by Ben G 3 in History

2007-12-04 05:58:51 · 23 answers · asked by Scooter_loves_his_dad 7 in Baseball

Ok let me add that ... We are VERY sexually active (like daily)..I am always open to try new things. I am very attractive and a professional -so I know that it's not me. I'm not a prude or anything like that. So I don't understand why the secrecy??? And when I caught him last night -he was mad at me, he yelled at me and was very defensive. That's why I believe there's more to it...That's why I am pissed off and want to leave him. So now what advice can u give me???

2007-12-04 05:58:43 · 43 answers · asked by sushi girl 1 in Marriage & Divorce

...anything that can fly? Have they ever taken you on a flight?

My father-in-law used to own a plane, and my best friends father also owns a small plane.

2007-12-04 05:58:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am on the Yasmin Pill,

I missed a pill and took the morning after pill, this was the 8th pill, I have been careful since then.

I was wondering if I could stop my pill 2 days earlier?

Has anyone done this and been ok?

2007-12-04 05:58:40 · 1 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Women's Health

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Bush said that Iran was trying to develop nuclear weapons.

The 2005 Iran NIE said iran was trying to develop nuclear weapons.

So Bush decided that international pressure was the best way to make Iran stop nuclear weapon development.

Now the 2007 Iran NIE, offers proof, that Bush's policy on Iran has in fact worked.

That Bush's policy of internetional pressure, did in fact make Iran halt nuclear weapons development in 2003.

Nuclear weapon development, that Bush's critics, said Iran was not doing, but how could they stop doing something in 2003, that Bush's critcs, said Iran had never done in the first place?

Now it seems, that since Bush's policy towards Iran, has been shown to have been sucessful,

They now want Bush to change his policy.

That makes no sense at all, his policy has worked.

2007-12-04 05:58:35 · 14 answers · asked by jeeper_peeper321 7 in Politics

My parents have had a really rough year and cannot afford to buy ANY Christmas presents this year. They will be lucky if they can afford the mortgage this month. They of course will not accept any presents either because they are so embarrased. I am trying to figure out a way to spend Christmas with my mom and brother mainly without opening gifts or anything like that. Christmas is a HUGE deal to us and we have decorated the entire house with lights and gotten a tree already, but no presents will be under it. However my brother and I will buy eachother gifts and we will have to exchange with my extended family at some point as well. Any suggestions or advice on how to spend christmas day?

2007-12-04 05:58:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

would lose a friend. i know the mayor died, so gabby lost her husband, but what friend died?

2007-12-04 05:58:13 · 12 answers · asked by vern01 3 in Drama

I was talking to some people and they said there is a song by Johnny Horton that is a very racial song (I Hate N-----). I have never heard this before....out of all my searching I haven't found this song....I found it by Johnny REBEL not Horton... but these people still believe it's by Johnny Horton...please help? I just don't believe he would record something like that.....I think it was just miss attributed to Johnny Horton....thanks!

2007-12-04 05:58:03 · 7 answers · asked by Amber G 3 in Country

I want to hardwire my desktop computer to the router but I dont have an Ethernet connection on it.How can I achieve this.

2007-12-04 05:58:01 · 2 answers · asked by Scrumpy 3 in Computer Networking

2007-12-04 05:57:53 · 2 answers · asked by LJBstudio 3 in Laptops & Notebooks

if yes is it any good?

2007-12-04 05:57:49 · 6 answers · asked by Dez 2 in PlayStation

Im a junior in college. I have a good life. I went away to school about 2.5 hours away from home. I have a boyfriend of almost 2 years who is nice. He treats me well, he wouldn't ever cheat on me; we're studying abroad together next semester. He lives close to his family. I still feel like something is missing in life. There's part of me that wants to get out of small towns, and move to a big city. (My hometown had one stoplight, and college town is small.) But that would mean being farther away from my family (whom im really not super close to), but im just afraid if i took that step, i would regret it. I dont feel like i fit in with many people here. i dont want to end up living a lonely single life though either. I want to have a family someday, but im only 20. I still have time to think about it because I don't graduate from college for another year. I've always felt like there was something better out there. Is that being selifsh and naive?

2007-12-04 05:57:46 · 14 answers · asked by LateBloomer 2 in Etiquette

2007-12-04 05:57:41 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-12-04 05:57:35 · 20 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

He was the coolest player ever and then the a's just go and trade him to the jays, COME ON!

2007-12-04 05:57:19 · 7 answers · asked by momocaccamo 2 in Baseball

The fallout of a nuclear detonation? Our troops are in an area where some desperate terrorists would not hesitate to use a nuclear devise, if available.
Again, the question asked slightly different, has there been any study about a / any 'certain' foods, being good to rid the human body of radiation?

2007-12-04 05:57:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-12-04 05:57:06 · 7 answers · asked by Underwonder 2 in Other - United States

ok...
you are looking for just the right dog.. bred right...correct structure...great health...fantastic pedigree...

would you prefer a pup or an adult? Titled or not titled?
What would you be willing to pay for the perfect dog... perfect for your life? perfect for your interests? perfect for your sport/event?

2007-12-04 05:57:06 · 20 answers · asked by PFSA 5 in Dogs