The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."
The teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the teacher.
He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:
First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.
Second, you have a DIRTY mind.
And thirdly, I fear, one day in the future, you are going to be sadly disappointed, because no other part expands to 10 time
2007-12-04 05:59:44 · 17 answers · asked by Paulus 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One responder noted that this was posted before. I am aware of that, but thought there are many people who didn't see the original posting and might appreciate the humor. Thanks.
2007-12-04 06:31:13 · update #1
Hey, This is the first time I have heard this one. So the responder needs to move on down the road. I enjoyed every last laugh. I appreciate sex ed. and biology. LOL! Don't You all? Thank You! :)
2007-12-04 07:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that they do NOT teach kids about the reproductive organs. Sex ed for me was a lecture about not having sex or our genitals were going to fall off, basically. Fortunately, years before the school did it, my mother talked to me about sex and condoms and how to protect myself. My mom's discussion also talked about my anatomy and a boy's anatomy. I didn't get the sex ed talk in school until 6th grade. My mom talked to me at age 7. Sadly, by the 6th grade, I had already given people my age advice about sex, because I seemed to be the only one who actually knew anything about it. Lots of kids in the 6th grade though a lot of the pull out method, and if you had sex with the girl on top then you couldn't get pregnant. Other silly stuff. When I finally made the decision to have sex, after I was at least a junior in high school, I used a condom and had been on birth control. Continued to have sex this way until got married. Birth control failed and now I am 18 weeks pregnant. The moral of this story is that I knew that I should use 2 methods of birth control and had knew that ever since I was 7. Had my mother not talked to me early, I could have been another teen statistic. EDIT Obviously my view is that the school does sex ed way too late but I also want to add that they should send home a list of what they cover, so if parents are not happy with it they can add more to it or opt out from it.
2016-04-07 08:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one
now teacher I have a question for you;
ever heard of "contractions" dear teacher?
(contractions are a response to stimuli)
that there entire area "Expands" beyond 10 times
during the birthing process
cheers
◄RfD►
2007-12-04 06:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 07:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Biology or Sex Ed? I think it is the Discovery Channel at it's best.
2007-12-04 07:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first I have seen of it. Loved it! I was one of those children with a dirty mind.
2007-12-04 08:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by LoLo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Posted before or not.... That was funny.... AND my first time reading it!
Ty
2007-12-04 07:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by stayc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure glad you reposted it because I had yet to see it!
Thank you......
It is funny!
Peace.
2007-12-05 13:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent my friend,i have not heard it before.very funny!
i know alot of Marys.LOL
2007-12-05 01:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by stormy 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-12-04 06:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by Bishop Rashad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋