All categories - 3 December 2007

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."




Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.




There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.



Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

2007-12-03 02:15:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

So, if I am a really good person and live my life according to the teachings of the FSM do you think he will make me a wine volcano? I don't really like beer as much as I like wine. It makes me burp and my stomac hurt.

2007-12-03 02:14:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-03 02:14:52 · 11 answers · asked by mim 3 in Marriage & Divorce

my dr office just called and said that my 1 hr results came back high and i would need to take a 3 hr test. but i needed to follow a 3 day diet prior to the test. i was justwondering what the diet was and what to expect from the test

2007-12-03 02:14:41 · 4 answers · asked by blmbean 2 in Pregnancy

my girlfriend loves this painting (I'm hoping she isn't psychotic), and I would like to get her a copy or a book about it for christmas; I think she said it is by freubel or something, but I am not sure - please help. Thankyou.

2007-12-03 02:14:36 · 2 answers · asked by simon r 3 in Painting

2007-12-03 02:14:12 · 8 answers · asked by sonumathew5 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

Political correctness and Health and Safety regulations are spoiling our society. Illegal immigrants and bogus asylum seekers are taking our money and our housing. Drug culture is rife, guns and knives are common among youngsters. Teenage unmarried mothers are commonplace and the government encourages them by throwing money at them every time they produce another little bas*ard.Discipline in nearly non existant and respect for police, teachers and elders is gone.
What happened to make our country like this?? How can we go back to the way it was??

2007-12-03 02:14:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Of course, I want privacy, which is why I have an internet washer to begin with. (I use CCleaner, which now does a Guttman overwrite.) At the end of each cleaning, CCleaner lists all the files it just erased. I began to wonder whether this list itself is now part of my computer's hard drive, or whether it is erased as well? It certainly would defeat the purpose of a cleaner if someone could reconstruct my internet history from the addresses of the temp files erased.

2007-12-03 02:14:01 · 3 answers · asked by rwclaw 1 in Security

I have just bought a "56" plate car from a franchised dealer for £11,000. Yesterday the log book arrived from the DVLA saying "congratulations, you are now the registered owner, instead of Hertz UK"

Nobody told me this was an ex rental car before I bought it, and I specifically asked the dealer before purchasing if it had been used as a taxi or private hire, and he told me no.

The car has given me no problems and seems fine, but when I come to sell it, surely a large chunk of its value would have been lost due to it being an ex rental.

Does anyone think I have a case to try and get a refund or some compensation, as I believe that I have been miss sold the car. I have only done 300miles in it.

Thanks, Paul

2007-12-03 02:13:19 · 8 answers · asked by Maddo 1 in Buying & Selling

2007-12-03 02:13:18 · 12 answers · asked by sos 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-12-03 02:13:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.


Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.



Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below "C" level.


Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!



Teacher: "Give me a sentence starting with the letter 'I'".
Pupil: "I is-"
Teacher: "No, you must always say 'I am'."
Pupil: "Okay, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'."

2007-12-03 02:13:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-03 02:12:58 · 17 answers · asked by artz987 1 in Religion & Spirituality

And find radius of convergence

2007-12-03 02:12:49 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

In both the WWE and TNA. My top ten list coming next week

2007-12-03 02:12:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

WOAHHHHH BABY SHES HAVING ANOTHER. AHHHH. SOON HER LIFE IS GOING TO COME TRASHING DOWN.

2007-12-03 02:12:38 · 5 answers · asked by danceluvr87658 1 in Pregnancy

2007-12-03 02:12:22 · 7 answers · asked by mrs. Tink 2 in Morocco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkPKg4ChFb4&eurl=http://widget-c4.slide.com/widgets/sf.swf

2007-12-03 02:12:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

If you are positive on your due date and when you concieved, and a normal pregnancy last 40 weeks, then howcome babies sometimes dont like to come out at 40 weeks? They stay in longer...Is their Any science to it? or is my answer simply just "because they want to"

2007-12-03 02:12:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

is it a picture of you? a picture of someone else? a yahoo! avatar? why did you pick this particular one?

Mine is a yahoo! avatar and I picked her because she's blonde, like me, green eyed, like me, and sneering, like me :P

2007-12-03 02:11:52 · 58 answers · asked by Who's sarcastic? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Choosing best answer is +3.SOOO what would you do if I
gave you best answer?

2007-12-03 02:11:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 02:11:42 · 9 answers · asked by fidelg 1 in History

I have been on Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo for a long time and never had any problems .. one day my partner and I decided I wasn't going to stay on the pill .. so i quit taking it ... and then I went back on it about a year later .. everything was normal .. then within the past few months I skipped several pills and then I got back on track ...... & then all of a sudden I got my period that lasted for 2 months .. I have never taken the placebo pills .. but I do wait a week before starting a new pack of pills .. so this month when i got to the placebo pills (quit taking the birth control) my period stopped ......... Why is this?

2007-12-03 02:11:26 · 1 answers · asked by *Isabella's Mommy 7/23/11* <3 3 in Women's Health

We're doing a network on security in my computer class and I was wondering if DOS attacks are illegal in the US?

2007-12-03 02:11:14 · 6 answers · asked by Juicepants s 1 in Security

where feeding hungry babies offends some Christians and even some Atheists, I hear?

2007-12-03 02:11:11 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-03 02:10:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

want to rent a limo for 4 hours (i guess thats the minimum) but i cant find a site online that tells me a price/estimate, they all seem to want me to fill out info and send it in, and then wait for an e-mail, i just want an estimate so i can save the money, i dont know what time of day or anything like that, i figure it would be a friday or saturday night but thats about it. i was looking for a regular 8/10 pass. or the excursion limo. depending on the price. im in tampa florida if that helps. mabye you could tell me what you paid for a similar rental or know a site with estimates online.

2007-12-03 02:10:53 · 9 answers · asked by music man 2 in Polls & Surveys

we all heard about the school teacher who was going to be inprisoned and whipped for naming a teddy bear mohamid {sp.?} and countless other examples of whippings, beheadings, behandings, gang rapes because a woman was in a car with a man she wasn't related too, and so on. if Islam is supposed to stand for peace, why all the violence and oppression? i have heard from some muslums that radical islam has twisted the teachings to their own meanings but there sure seems to be alot of it. is it possible that the religion is transforming into radicalism?

2007-12-03 02:10:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

where feeding hungry babies offends some Christians and even some Atheists, I hear?

2007-12-03 02:10:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture