My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below "C" level.
Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Teacher: "Give me a sentence starting with the letter 'I'".
Pupil: "I is-"
Teacher: "No, you must always say 'I am'."
Pupil: "Okay, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'."
2007-12-03 02:13:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All are really hilarious...kid r saying thanks today for all these jokes...lol
2007-12-03 07:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-03 02:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 02:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Loved the last one!!
Can just imagine my grand-daughter coming out with that!!
Cheers!! Star on its way!! *
2007-12-03 02:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute. Children will like them.
2007-12-03 02:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Loved the first one
2007-12-03 03:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sara C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 02:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha!!
loved it Chris!!
now back to the adult ones!!
2007-12-03 11:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you still make me laugh.
2007-12-03 03:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.lol
2007-12-03 15:58:12 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋