Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
2007-12-03 02:15:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny
2007-12-03 02:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I like the limerick best. 10/10
There was a young man from Dealing
Who caught the bus for Ealing.
It said on the door
Don't spit on the floor
So he jumped up and spat on the ceiling
Old teachers never die, they just get out of form.
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
2007-12-03 10:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by Confused 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Excellent! Have a star!
2007-12-03 10:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
10/10! =)
2007-12-03 10:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by BLAME UCKER, HE STOLE MY ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 10:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA..very good...thanks for a good laugh.lol
2007-12-03 15:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 10:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very good.
2007-12-03 10:17:15 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good!!
Thanks for the laughs!!
Star on its way!! *
2007-12-03 10:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To me... only the first is funny.
2007-12-03 10:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Sabrina 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋