So, if I am a really good person and live my life according to the teachings of the FSM do you think he will make me a wine volcano? I don't really like beer as much as I like wine. It makes me burp and my stomac hurt.
2007-12-03 02:14:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
mable, dear child, worry not, for the "beer" volcano is just a metaphor for "whatever drink you like the most" volcano...
the term beer was used because of the gender of the person writing the book, he was obviously male, and males commonly drink beer...
2007-12-03 02:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
Mable, one of the great things about His Noodliness is that He is cabable of manifesting any imaginable pleasure for His creatures with a mere flick of one of His Noodly Appendages.
While the FSM advocates revelry through the drinking of beer, I am sure that He would manifest for you a Wine Volcano that would, moreover, vary in its eruptions from merlot to riesling to zinfandel to chardonnay to cabernet, and even to sake (cold or hot) if you preferred, though sake is more akin to beer than wine, as it's a brewed beverage.
Good luck on your Pastafarian journeys and do get some practice in for the wine volcano by making frequent trips to your neighborhood grocery and drinking bottles of your favorites with your friends in His name.
2007-12-03 02:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by BZR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but the FSM has spoken. The volcano must be a beer volcano. However, you can get wine at the liquor stores.
2007-12-03 02:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Magley, lol - FSM apologetics, I love it
however, I think the holy books should be taken literally - there is a beer volcano only, if you don't like it, tough
2007-12-03 02:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's your heaven, beer volcano is only a metaphor anyway. Just like grog being beer, when it's actually watered-down rum. The volcano will spew anything you wish it to.
2007-12-03 02:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he is the Pasta god...and what goes better with pasta than a good wine?
I think it's a given there will be good wine in FSM heaven.
RAmen.
2007-12-03 02:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yes mable-in heaven there is wine-you will be so filled with his spirit that you will be able to turn beer into wine-----just my thoughts-smile and enjoy the day
2007-12-03 02:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in accordance tot he Bible the place there is not any awareness of the regulation then sin isn't held against that man or woman.infants visit heaven, there are no longer any sinful issues there for adults or in any different case.
2016-11-13 08:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magley is absolutely correct. Our Lord FSM provides what we need, and s/he knows that we need good liquor.
RAmen.
2007-12-03 02:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The FSM has a special place for you in his noodly appendages, and will give you what you deserve :-)
2007-12-03 02:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋