All categories - 26 November 2007

2007-11-26 22:28:26 · 9 answers · asked by Alice N 1 in Honolulu

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelery, my dear. Jewelery.”

2007-11-26 22:28:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please help me compose a poem on anything--love music friendship teenage life pls

2007-11-26 22:27:45 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_forms

Plato theorized that all the things we see in this world are merely shadows of the true Forms (capital F) that exist in a plane outside our own.

In layman's terms, all roses on the earth are a shadow of the one true, perfect and beautiful rose that exists in the world of the Forms.
Thus too, concepts like beauty also have a perfect and true "Form."

Rubbish or was he on to something?

2007-11-26 22:27:42 · 14 answers · asked by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.

Driver: "Why'd you do that?"

Trooper: "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Driver: "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

Passenger: "What'd you do that for?"

Trooper: "Just making your wishes come true."

Passenger: "Huh?"

Trooper: "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say 'I wish that sucker would've tried that **** with me!'"


***A STAR PLEASE IF IT MADE YOU LAUGH***

2007-11-26 22:27:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-26 22:27:25 · 8 answers · asked by millie 4 in Other - Europe

i just bought a ATI radeon 2600XT and i want to return it cuz its not what i expected it to be. But the problem is that i already opened it and i read there return policy about only exchanging it if you already opened it. I was wondering if theres a way around it or if anyone experienced returning an open video card.

2007-11-26 22:27:12 · 3 answers · asked by Superman Ninja 3 in Other - Hardware

I am neither Pro-Life or Pro-Choice, I guess.
I don't think abortion should be used for birth control or simply as a way to get rid of the baby, but I dont think it should be outlawed completley- such as in cases where the mother's life is seriously threatened. In that case I believe the mother should have a choice.
(This is the simplified version of what I think. You get the idea, though)

So what am I??? Because I agree with bits and pieces of both sides...

2007-11-26 22:26:45 · 28 answers · asked by kf 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-26 22:26:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

.... becoming Prince (or Princess) or remaining Frog were 50 - 50???

2007-11-26 22:25:58 · 30 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

Teddy bears are lovable. Kids love them. There is nothing derogatory about them. What is the problem in naming one Mohammed??? If it has to be connection to the revered Prophet, isn't this a sign of love???

This is not a case of like when the British named their pigs Adolf, which was very justifiable.

I do not understand why the Sudan people are upset.
They should be happy & perhaps a little amused at their children's innocence. Why the horror of a flogging over something so innocent?

2007-11-26 22:25:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

My husband and I are looking into buying a home. The realtor selling the home is charging a fairly expensive “processing fee”. Has anyone else ever come across this fee? Is it common for buyers to pay this?

2007-11-26 22:25:34 · 1 answers · asked by Anna W 2 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-11-26 22:25:23 · 6 answers · asked by Oliver A 1 in Genealogy

Okay, so there is like these women in my group that are spanked by their husband for rolling their eyes or talking back and they are over 55! I'm only 20 myself but I think at that age women should know not to do that to their husbands but also I think that maybe there are other ways to punish older women because I'm thinking they would bruise easier and things. I know man is the head of the house and I guess he can do what he wants, but don't you think that is too old? I'm just curious to know what others think. Thanks!

2007-11-26 22:25:16 · 19 answers · asked by Little Angel 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-26 22:25:12 · 13 answers · asked by ash 3 in Other - Food & Drink

What would you name it?

2007-11-26 22:24:44 · 42 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 22:24:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

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2007-11-26 22:24:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

I have got single radiators in my 2 bed room flat, and i feel cold in there, is it coz they are single, would be any good to fix double radiators? Does this going to help?

2007-11-26 22:23:55 · 10 answers · asked by hemgehlote 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-11-26 22:23:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Golf

somebody blocked me


what did i dooo wrong
have ever been blocked

2007-11-26 22:23:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

IS THERE A PLASTIC SURGEON WHO WILL DO PRO-BONO WORK? FOUR YEARS AGO I LOST 175 LBS, I HAD GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY, I WEIGHED 285 LBS, I AM NOW 110 LBS CAN ANY CERTIFIED PLASTIC SURGEON HELP?

2007-11-26 22:23:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Index funds cannot go to zero ? Am I right ? e.g. take the S&P 500 ETF index for SPY.

There are 500 stocks in SPY. Should one stock declares bankruptcy or gets de-listed, it is removed from the index fund SPY and a new stock will be added.

So I think even in a bearish market, the price value of SPY or any index funds including Dow Jones, Hengseng, Nekki, etc will never have a price value of zero.

Should any stock(s) in anyone of these index funds goes belly up, the stock(s) just gets removed or de-listed from the index and a new stock will be added.

Am I right ? Or am I missing anything ?

Even if we have the worst case scenario similar or more devastating than the 1929 market crash, the price of any Index Funds cannot go
to zero value.

Please comment and give me your insight.


Thanks in advance

2007-11-26 22:23:09 · 5 answers · asked by Vash the Stampede 2 in Investing

2007-11-26 22:22:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

Goodwill. Do you pass on your unwanted toys, books and clothes to charities so they can be recycled by being passed on or bought by others?

Are Charity Shops the best place to buy Christmas gifts?

How do you pass your unwanted items on in the true spirit of Christmas Goodwill?

2007-11-26 22:22:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Environment

2007-11-26 22:22:03 · 4 answers · asked by lala 3 in Printers

2007-11-26 22:21:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 22:21:38 · 6 answers · asked by Spirit-X 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 22:21:24 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ok so I just asked the question about missing birth control. I was supposed to start the active pills on Sunday but had no way to get to the pharmacy to pick them up, so I can get them later today, what should I do since I will have already missed Sunday and Monday. Should I just skip the month of December and start back up in January? If I did that would there be any side affects like more of a chance to get blood clots or anything? Sorry to ask so many questions but i could really use the help. Thanks!

2007-11-26 22:21:01 · 3 answers · asked by Jenniferann88 6 in Women's Health