Q. Why do elephants drink?
A. To forget!
Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A: Mississippi
Q. How do you spot the blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard!
HUSBAND:Shall we try a new position tonight?
WIFE:That's a good idea... you do the ironing while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?
A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen
Two goldfish are in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic who stayed awake all night wondering if there was a dog?
Q. Why do women have orgasms?
A. Any excuse to moan
Two Geordies are in the jungle. 'Are those war drums?' says one.
'No, they're someone else's,' says the other.
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q.What’s the ultimate in trust?
A.Two cannibals doing 69
2007-11-26
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