Q. Why do elephants drink?
A. To forget!
Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A: Mississippi
Q. How do you spot the blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard!
HUSBAND:Shall we try a new position tonight?
WIFE:That's a good idea... you do the ironing while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?
A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen
Two goldfish are in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic who stayed awake all night wondering if there was a dog?
Q. Why do women have orgasms?
A. Any excuse to moan
Two Geordies are in the jungle. 'Are those war drums?' says one.
'No, they're someone else's,' says the other.
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q.What’s the ultimate in trust?
A.Two cannibals doing 69
2007-11-26 22:14:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
2007-11-26 22:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Agni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first component i could do is desire I have been an ickle bickle fwuffy submit to. Oh the humiliation i could rain down, ruling with an iron fist as an ickle bickle fwuffy submit to, mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
2016-12-10 06:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by quartermon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one keep them coming have a star
2007-11-26 22:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 03:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeeHee!
2007-11-26 22:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by CornishBlue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff ! The goldfish one had me for .... like ... 2 seconds. I thought "WTF is that supposed to mean?" And then " Ohhhh ... DOH!" and smacked myself :o) You deserve a star for that one :p
2007-11-26 22:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10-10 .lol
2007-11-26 23:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's the way you tell 'em"
Funny, by Y!A joke standards (which aren't that high).
2007-11-26 22:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Marvin the pedantic martian 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool.............
2007-11-26 22:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋