Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.
Driver: "Why'd you do that?"
Trooper: "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver: "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
Passenger: "What'd you do that for?"
Trooper: "Just making your wishes come true."
Passenger: "Huh?"
Trooper: "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say 'I wish that sucker would've tried that **** with me!'"
***A STAR PLEASE IF IT MADE YOU LAUGH***
2007-11-26 22:27:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-27 02:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by tx_rainbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cotton Picker's were given the words rigfht as I bear in concepts, yet i idea the call changed into Uneasy Rider 1989, no longer 1988. i'd be incorrect. it truly is the Charlie Daniels Band, no longer Waylon or Merle.
2016-10-25 03:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, very good. And VERY true !! There's always the cocky little runt that makes smartass comments like that 20 minutes after the fact.
2007-11-26 22:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 02:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome!!! Got a star from me!
2007-11-27 04:41:32 · answer #5 · answered by legalchick791 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old,old joke
2007-11-26 22:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by nick k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋