A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelery, my dear. Jewelery.”
2007-11-26 22:28:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hee hee hee!!!!
2007-11-26 22:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Miss Sausage ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 10:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I beg to differ!!!!
Brides smile on their wedding day because they know that they have given the groom a bj for the last time!! Both my ex wife and my current wife are proof of that!
2007-11-27 07:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 11:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f^%king hillarious lol, im gna tell that a few times ha :)
2007-11-27 06:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA LOVED IT. That was great
2007-11-27 11:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one .lol
2007-11-27 07:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhehehehe so true
2007-11-27 06:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny and true.
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2007-11-27 06:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋