A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a Friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse.
'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once Over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point,
But he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his Arms and sticks the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's u know what
Pulls him out and plops him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
2007-11-25 20:30:35 · 7 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Jokes & Riddles
2007-11-25 20:30:32 · 20 answers · asked by OhWell (Kiss my cute furry feet) 5 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-25 20:30:29 · 4 answers · asked by kkchandana 1 in International Organizations
My son phoned me at 8.30 am this morning to say that he got out of bed and he litterally spun and fell on the floor .He was very shaky when he phoned me .Should he go to the hospital to be checked out .He is 34 years old and has a very stressfull job .
2007-11-25 20:30:19 · 2 answers · asked by Linda 6 in Other - Diseases
Please provide the reason for your answer.
2007-11-25 20:30:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics
2007-11-25 20:30:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette
I had very light blue eyes when I was a kid but they darkened as I grew up to a gray color. So my eyes are naturally gray now however depending on weather or what kind of light hits them they change. In the winter they turn gray with a blue tint however during the summer my eyes will be green depending how much sun light I get. Even when my eyes get blood shot they change into a deep blue. Is this normal and is there any reason for this to happen?
Just curious.
2007-11-25 20:29:41 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Optical
the area is just below my knee at the back and is very painfull when i stand on it for a while or when i walk. iv not over stretched it or anything like that.
2007-11-25 20:29:23 · 8 answers · asked by litlleone 1 in Other - Diseases
2007-11-25 20:29:12 · 2 answers · asked by cassey026 1 in Renting & Real Estate
2007-11-25 20:28:47 · 11 answers · asked by FifiLone 2 in Software
2007-11-25 20:28:08 · 38 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys
i am going home for christmas to see my husbands skinny geourgous family! I would love to loose like ten pounds. I do exercise and I'm going to turn up the heat on that but what about over the counter diet pills. For water weight all that stuff. Or even detox diet natural remides. I am willing to try anything.
2007-11-25 20:28:06 · 5 answers · asked by Boltzie 2 in Diet & Fitness
I lost him exactly one year ago. It was the day after his 60th birthday, and cancer literally ate him away to nothing. It was horrible. Worse, I kept hoping he would get better, and put off talking to him, because the illness (that he hid for 2 years!) changed his personality so much. Before that, we used to talk nearly every night on the phone, sometimes for hours (both of us single).The only positive thing is that I met my now-husband just before I found out he was sick, and he became my lifeline and confidante insted of my Dad. If that hadn't happened, I don't think I could have borne the loss of him at all.
The problem is, whenever I think about him, it hurts SO badly, so deeply, and it never gets better. Is a year too soon? Will it hurt less, ever? I feel like my soul is being destoyed every night when I lay down to sleep. I keep searching my memory for how I could have saved him (he refused to go to the Dr for a year), words he said that I should have treasured & didn't. Help!
2007-11-25 20:27:53 · 7 answers · asked by Mina 3 in Family
2007-11-25 20:27:51 · 2 answers · asked by BUILT R 1 in Pain & Pain Management
it may seem gross but is it effective?
2007-11-25 20:27:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body
The What Should I Do Retard
Spider
Lefty
Myron Mumbles
Skinhead Charlie
2007-11-25 20:27:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Took a while to go all the way back when, and remember.
2007-11-25 20:27:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-11-25 20:27:08 · 7 answers · asked by srinivasan B 1 in Cricket
ABCD is a trapezoid where AB and CD are the legs while AD is the longest base and BC is the shortest base. XY is parallel to AD, BX = 1/4AB, BC=10 and AD=20. Find XY.
Pls. answer it i need it now pls. show your solution pls. pls. i'm begging you pls. pls. pls. pls. i'm so very begging you pls.
2007-11-25 20:26:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics
2007-11-25 20:26:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
A sample of cobalt-60 has an activity of 24 Bq. The back ground count is 6 Bq.
The half life of cobalt-60 is 5 years. How long will it take for the sample to reach a safe level of activity?
2007-11-25 20:26:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night
together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have
sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was,
"Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,
they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk,"
she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby
and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out
from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked,
"Would you like me to put that on your bill?
"No!" Donald quacked,
"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?
2007-11-25 20:26:07 · 3 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles
Have you ever drenched yourself in water? I love it? In fact I love to drive in a bike while it is heavily raining?
2007-11-25 20:25:55 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys
My guess is that the pilot who has mastered his machine can win this--either aircraft, but consider all the advantages of each of these highly maneuverable aircraft. Because of the Harrier's short legs, we will limit the combat to 15 minutes or less.
The Harrier is allowed to use vectored thrust and the Falcon is allowed to use its speed and climb rate.
Who gets a victory roll and who gets to occupy the smoking hole in the ground?
2007-11-25 20:25:42 · 4 answers · asked by Warren D 7 in Military
I was going to Arizona maybe onto California where the people all live so fine.. My baby said I was crazy.. My momma called me lazy.. I was gonna show 'em all this time.. 'cause you know I ain't no fool and I don't need no more schoolin'.. I was born to just walk the line.. Living on _______ _______....
2007-11-25 20:24:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-25 20:24:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)
I have read that KISS will be doing a world tour in 2008. I was wondering if that is true, and if they are, will they be coming to Australia?
2007-11-25 20:24:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I am getting out of the Army and considering a career as a Radiologic Tech. Can someone please tell me what an average day is for this occupation.
2007-11-25 20:24:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Care
i asked a question this morning about best spyware and decided to go with spybot the free version ...i have been trying to down load it, but it keeps saying to get a registration number i have to pay money..how come if its supposed to be free it wont let me go any further until i pay up , and its saying my laptop is infected with parasites etc im in uk .... thanks for any advice ..... cas
2007-11-25 20:23:55 · 8 answers · asked by casha1 6 in Security
cause every one mistakes my bebe for a wolf
2007-11-25 20:23:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs
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