A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a Friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse.
'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once Over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point,
But he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his Arms and sticks the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's u know what
Pulls him out and plops him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
2007-11-25 20:30:35 · 7 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is so bad - I love it! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-25 20:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,10/10.
2007-11-26 04:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor lill guy
2007-11-26 04:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Paddlepop.
LMFAO
I guess it ain't easy being a 'widdil Horth Whisper' . . . . but then again, Pith on him !
Regards,
Lenny.
2007-11-27 02:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lenny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute you made me smile
2007-11-26 04:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by lyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-26 05:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-11-26 05:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋