Cause he only works once a year and eats n sleeps the rest. His cholesterol level is probably out of the roof!
2007-11-25 20:28:29
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answered by char__c is a good cooker 7
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Fat,jolly,round & chubby Santa with the red suit,cap,thick black belt,sooty boots,rosy cheeks,luminous eyes & brighter-than-white teeth is the genius of an advertising campaign by Coca-Cola.In 1931 Haddon Sundblom began thirty-five years of Coca-Cola Santa advertisements that popularized & firmly established this Santa as an icon of contemporary commercial culture.This Santa was life-sized,fat,jolly,round,chubby & wore the now familiar red suit.
2007-11-26 04:40:59
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answered by Soapy_Raindrop 7
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People who are round and chubby are perceived as being jolly and happy, which is why Santa Claus is so.
2007-11-26 04:28:39
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answered by mlvue 4
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You would be too if you had to eat all those cookies, and milk. Sometimes he even gets a beer. I guess also cause he comes out only once a year and sits around making the elves do all the work in the work shop whilst he sits on his rocking chair.
2007-11-26 05:06:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Cause some poet said he had a round belly, like a bowl full of jelly.
2007-11-26 04:31:15
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answered by Susan 5
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If you ate cookies and milk at all the houses he goes to you'd be chubby too.
2007-11-26 04:32:16
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answered by Lessie 5
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He's obviously had one too many Swiss Cake Rolls.
2007-11-26 04:29:05
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answered by Krazy 6
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Too much cookies and milk from his fans.
2007-11-26 04:39:36
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answered by AxisofOddity 5
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Think about it... how much do we eat at Christmas? ... it's like Christmas at his house year round!
2007-11-26 04:29:18
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answered by Mia ... Yay, best answer! 2
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all those cookies and milk left out by the kids every year
2007-11-26 04:28:13
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answered by bullcity25 2
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