All categories - 22 November 2007

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy *****."


pls star if you like :)

2007-11-22 17:19:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Packers haven't played a strong team all season, while the Cowboys, although losing to the Patriots, have beaten winning teams impressively. Also, the Packers only lose, the Chicago Bears, were outscored by the Cowboys by several touchdowns. Give reasoning for choosing team, along with deciding factors such as: injuries, strengths, and weaknesses.

2007-11-22 17:18:47 · 19 answers · asked by Aniken 2 in Football (American)

Now that Hanlon has been fired, who do you think will be the next full time coach of my beloved Caps? I have been saying to my season ticket holder buddies that I think it may be Pat Quinn but now I am not so sure. Also, do you think it will happen this season or wait until after the season?

On a side note, I was at the game Wednesday and ran into George McPhee in between the 2nd and 3rd period in a stairwell. I was trying to be pleasant and asked him how he was doing when he responded "Not so good. I will be doing alot better when we score some damn goals!!!"

2007-11-22 17:18:29 · 10 answers · asked by Big Pushy 2 in Hockey

I had a great Thanksgiving; thank you all for asking---lol. Family, friends, food, football... Just ate sat around watched football, drank Sangria, ate pie and loosened my belt.

2007-11-22 17:18:15 · 20 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Thanksgiving

My vote goes to the two who died on the same day:

Eric Carr of KISS
and
Freddy Mercury of Queen.

Your opinions?

2007-11-22 17:17:16 · 9 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

But I wasn't that great in High School Biology due to a health issue. Will Pre-Med schools look down on this?

Also-
Any doctors who have ahad to work on Cadavers( Dead people) Can you tell me what is is like?

2007-11-22 17:16:22 · 7 answers · asked by EJGKEHG0133 2 in Medicine

2007-11-22 17:16:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2007-11-22 17:16:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be honest with yourself. Does your "inner child" still believe in Santa Claus or at least, the beauty and wonderment of Santa Claus?
Eg.: Do you still deep down inside like to or expect a Christmas Stocking and maybe a small gift under the Christmas Tree from Santa Claus? Do you get "goosebumpy" when you Santa Claus in the Santa Claus Parade?

2007-11-22 17:15:52 · 11 answers · asked by Resident Insomniac 2 in Christmas

I'm not overweight, and im not bad looking.
but i can't seem to get any self confidence. I'm always putting myself down and douting myself.

Is there anything that can help me?
..Anything i can do?

2007-11-22 17:15:46 · 11 answers · asked by Noodle♥ 1 in Mental Health

Okay. My period was due around the 1-7th of November. I had sex with my boyfriend on the 5th. We didn't use protection, but he didn't ejaculate in me. We've had sex other times since then, but with protection.

Anyways, As you can see, I'm about 15 days late. I took a pregnancy test, it was negative. But, I have been ESCEPTIONALLY weepy (emotional, everything is making me tear up) and hungry. I feel extremely nauseous if I get to hungry or tired. Also, I feel pretty queasy sometimes. Not all the time, but when I do feel queasy it always occurs close to or at night. Granted, I have acid reflux and that's been known to cause me some upset stomachs.

Anyways, has anyone gotten pregnant off the "pull out method" and has anyone ever been pregnant and gotten a negative test? And lastly, does that sound like I'd have those symptoms already? I know some resources say you can have symptoms this early, but realistically? Thanks you guys.

2007-11-22 17:15:43 · 22 answers · asked by Lovey 3 in Pregnancy

Ok, so I have my female sim, and lately she's been a little freaky with her boyfriend (lol) BUt lately, I've noticed she is a little big around her belly, but I didn't hear a "lullaby" when she was "who hooing" with her man. Is she pregnant? Please, someone help me!!!!

P.S. I used a love bed(vibarating love bed) to whoo hoo
lol!

2007-11-22 17:15:27 · 4 answers · asked by ktluvaxx♥ 3 in Women's Health

Suppose you bought a book that was priced at $6.95, and the total bill was $7.61. What is the sales tax rate in this city?

2007-11-22 17:15:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Mathematics

2007-11-22 17:15:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A vacuum cleaner is supposed to do just that: clean! And that’s what my old vacuum wasn’t doing. And it was so
heavy! Recently I read about Dyson Vacuum Cleaner in a site (http://www.dysonvaccumcleanerreview.com ). Is it
really lighter than the one which are there in the market. Doesn’t it have a bag to dispose like in other
conventional models?

2007-11-22 17:15:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

A car salesman insisted that they had to run a credit check "by law" to sell me a new car, even though I was not applying for financing. I left, and want to confirm whether it's true or not before I visit the next dealership. This is in Washington state.

2007-11-22 17:14:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

Having a "TURKEY" Sandwhich >> NOW<

2007-11-22 17:14:55 · 10 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

I heard if u buy it in a package its not that great. And i dont want a wal mart brand that will break.

I just want a good brand name that is at a decent price for a beginner. Any suggestions? thanks!

2007-11-22 17:14:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

Do you judge others?

2007-11-22 17:14:40 · 30 answers · asked by Astro 5 in Religion & Spirituality

k my math teacher is such a jerk he comes in before class and talks to the students about random stuff then starts the class by writing a headline about what we've been doing last time and asking us what we know about it. So some students say different things and he sums it up and points to a problem that we don't know yet or an element we haven't covered yet and then he like leads the class through a proof or an example and asks us what we think happens next and like asks us what we think about that proof and where the big ideas in the proof were. Then he runs through an example and sets the good students a problem they can work on in class while he does another example for those who needs to see another example before they get to work on the problems too. He sets alternative harder questions people can choose to work on instead if they want to. He always allows questions to be asked and always answers them. He never sets reading homework and still everyone learns math. WHAT A JERK!!!

2007-11-22 17:14:32 · 6 answers · asked by Todd 1 in Mathematics

2007-11-22 17:14:16 · 1 answers · asked by mitskay 1 in Classical

It's between a Cannon SD1000, an Olympus FE-280, or a Nikon Coolpix L14. The Cannon is the most expensive, but i dont know how good the coolpix or olympus is.

2007-11-22 17:14:14 · 4 answers · asked by Matty Cob 1 in Cameras

It just dawned on me maybe the rest of American states don't have an "illegal" problem and it's just the ones on the borders or the ones with the big airports where the visa jumpers jump off? So do you think we have a problem?

2007-11-22 17:13:49 · 9 answers · asked by R J 7 in Immigration

tell me any good close to death situation stories or really really scary things that have ever happened to you

2007-11-22 17:13:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

♥
which is funner to ride!!! i liek escalator haha *smiles happilee*

2007-11-22 17:13:23 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No major incidents just small arguements here and there

2007-11-22 17:13:19 · 12 answers · asked by Lilly 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-22 17:12:52 · 12 answers · asked by Jaylen 2 in Alternative Fuel Vehicles

I already know how to read music and i play the flute (i think this is important to know).

2007-11-22 17:12:47 · 10 answers · asked by alonso v 1 in Performing Arts

I've always had jobs where I've had to deal with the public (bank jobs, clothing stores, etc.) and to be blunt, I am a full-time student and I really don't have the patience or the time to deal with head cases that come through a place of business and want to take it out on the person behind the counter.
Thanks

2007-11-22 17:12:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment