This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy *****."
pls star if you like :)
2007-11-22 17:19:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that just goes to show that all guys want is the sex :P
Very few want more than that...but that's basically it XD
2007-11-22 17:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by ktluvaxx♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao that was good.
2007-11-22 17:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-11-22 17:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by shelly_leigh78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny..
2007-11-22 17:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute. :)
2007-11-22 17:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jareth's Trousers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-22 17:22:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋