Women are like guns. Keep one around long enough and you are going to want to shoot it.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog of course ... at least he’ll shut up after you let him in! One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Q: What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman that won’t do what she’s told!
Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don’t like to interrupt her.
Women are so unreasonable! My wife gets mad at me because every Saturday night I take a bath with bubbles in it. I mean, if Bubbles doesn’t mind, why should she?
2007-11-22
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