A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps
onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles
her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his
right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the palm of his
right hand and wiggles all eight of his fingers. The woman
then looks a bit confused and in silence grabs her boobs.
The bus driver in a growing lack of patience grabs his balls,
the woman then turns around, grabs her *** and struts off
the bus.
A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks
to the driver, and says, "Tom, I've been riding
your bus for quite a few years now and I've never seen
anything as vulgar as this! I'm going to have to ride
a different route!"
Tom, the driver, looks to the woman sitting in the front
seat and replies, "You are mistaken, that woman was
deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street,
I said, 'no, 10th street.'
2007-11-22
01:17:42
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