All categories - 22 November 2007

we have a barn to convert into a 5 bed dwelling. the existing floor has to come up, what are the current regs. for a new concrete floor and we would also like to put down under floor heating

2007-11-22 01:15:09 · 11 answers · asked by vivelafrance1 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

bodybuilder,intellect and great guitarist musician.

2007-11-22 01:15:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

the thing 4 which we don,t need to spend any cost.

2007-11-22 01:14:57 · 38 answers · asked by Sakhawat I 1 in Religion & Spirituality

If as Steve McClaren says he is a better manager now than he was 18 months ago , and he has just made a complete hash of managing the England team ,how come he got the job in the fist place ?
Is the answer the selectors who are better manager selectors now than they where 18 months ago?
Makes you think
What a pair of plonkers eh Rodney

2007-11-22 01:14:39 · 5 answers · asked by Colin T 3 in English Football

was GOD working in the office before I came here and with you

2007-11-22 01:14:29 · 2 answers · asked by saveitok 6 in Friends

Considering the inhumane way the animals that end up on the dinner menu are raised and slaughtered, do animal lovers eat the meat from these unfortunate creatures?

2007-11-22 01:14:27 · 4 answers · asked by canam 7 in Other - Pets

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

C**trated.


What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.


What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

2007-11-22 01:14:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 01:14:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When is it coming ,when is the Antichrist going to sign the peace treaty,and when will the tribulations start?

2007-11-22 01:14:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row,
so her boss calls her into his office.

"Look, Sharon, " he says irritably. "I
know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.
I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee
around here. Who told you that, just because we had an affair,
you could come and go as you please around here?"

Sharon lights up a cigarette and says, "My lawyer."
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A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny
object, she asks, "What is that?"

The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."


The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold." So she buys one.

The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also
a blonde, asks, "What is that shiny object?"


She replies "It's a thermos."

He asks, "What does it do?"

2007-11-22 01:13:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Opinions?

2007-11-22 01:13:49 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

its not like they take polls or have secret cameras in our house. So how do they do it? I mean, wouldnt i be smarter to relese things on DVD first, cause ppl u cnt wait for the show so theyll buy the DVDs first? I think its for ratings but cant they get ratings based on how many dvds they sell? so my main question is how the get show ratings.

2007-11-22 01:13:47 · 6 answers · asked by The_Reporter 1 in TVs

i recently got a cleaner shrimp for my saltwater aquarium its got vivid red and white stripes that run its whole lenth and reminded me of a candy cane so i named it kandy..well 2 days later i awoke to find what i thought was kandy floating around on the tank bottom ...she had molted.......gentlemen please welcome to the center stage "Kandy Kane"...who knew she was a stripper !!! ps shes healthy and doing great ( i thought it was a funny story thought i would pas it along..its true)

2007-11-22 01:13:00 · 3 answers · asked by stvc1961 2 in Fish

2007-11-22 01:12:48 · 5 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:12:43 · 6 answers · asked by Brendan G 4 in Religion & Spirituality

or is it typical america "WE ARE THE WORLD"

2007-11-22 01:12:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

I am doing research for a paper on psychology, and in it I want to show what aspects of a person's personality I can tell, by not knowing the person, but just knowing what their favorite fairy tale is, so I would really appreciate if you'd share!! Thanks in advance! :-)

2007-11-22 01:12:29 · 31 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Polls & Surveys

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!


Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

Because they never learned good table manners!


Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

Because everything is marked down after the holidays!


What has feathers and webbed feet?

A turkey wearing scuba gear!


Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Because he had the drumsticks!


What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.


What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

A lot of feather dusters!


What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock


When did the Pilgrims first say, "God bless America?"

The first time they heard America sneeze!


Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?

He was stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Enough drumsticks to last a year!




HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

2007-11-22 01:12:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thanksgiving

2007-11-22 01:11:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

bodybuilder,intellect and great musician.

2007-11-22 01:11:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

consider the hypothetical story:

if i had a friend who's cousin's dad went on a date with a girl in the yonkers area of new york in the summer of 1962. if apparently they got drunk and if he strangled her while they were having rough sex in his car. and if he drove her body upstate and covered it in a wooded area with leaves and a sheet of particle wood.

if he told me this while we were playing a game of pool in 2006 and he was drinking, but i thought it is credible, because...i will not go into specifics but i thought i had reason to believe that i may have located her remains. should i call police, and could he get charged in that situation?

2007-11-22 01:10:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-11-22 01:10:33 · 1 answers · asked by roxie 1 in Chemistry

BUY ME NARUTO RISE OF A NINJA FOR XBOX 360

2007-11-22 01:09:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

What's the difference between a bar and a cl**oris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

S*x.


What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.


What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.


How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?

Guilt gifts are nicer.


What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.


How is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.


What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

2007-11-22 01:09:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What makes your toes curl? (if you don't understand the question...nevermind)

2007-11-22 01:09:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:09:46 · 11 answers · asked by Private Erin Coolidge 2 in Philosophy

2007-11-22 01:09:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would a digital tv access more stations?

2007-11-22 01:09:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in TiVO & DVRs

i need a great male song to sing in church that wont rock the house but will show what being a Christian is

2007-11-22 01:08:46 · 5 answers · asked by vindicated_l 1 in Other - Music