If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
What has feathers and webbed feet?
A turkey wearing scuba gear!
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A lot of feather dusters!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
When did the Pilgrims first say, "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Enough drumsticks to last a year!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
2007-11-22 01:12:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
not bad
2007-11-22 01:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by nice3fishinggal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was fun.
Happy Turkey day to you to.
2007-11-22 09:23:32 · answer #2 · answered by Just me again ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Good ones there!
2007-11-22 09:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for a good laugh for the day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
2007-11-22 09:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋